when you're about to bone a dude you don't really want to bone, so you make a fake vagina with your hands, and the dude gets punk'd by your fake vagina.
I was so drunk last night and I ended up at home with Brad, so I had to ashton kutcher him so he would leave my apartment.
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Get the ashton kutchermug. Very sexy great in bed and has the biggest dick you’ve ever seen
And he’s sexy and is loved by hot girls. And has had sex with every hot girl he meats
And he’s sexy and is loved by hot girls. And has had sex with every hot girl he meats
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"that guy looks cool, he must be a conner ashton."
"yeah he's the man, he has a fernet branca coin."
"yeah he's the man, he has a fernet branca coin."
by Hugh Balas January 22, 2024
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Get the Ashtonmug. 