as a friend

Used to to draw the line in a relationship, most commonly between men and women. When said by a man, means "you're not attractive enough for me." Can also mean the same when said by a woman, but there's the more devious "you are not manly enough for me," which is to say "wishy washy."

Mike, you're a really cool guy, but I only like you as a friend.

by Scott Saxe March 29, 2005

Tired as a mouse

A daily state of extreme sleepiness in babies and young children following excessive hyperactivity. As exhausted as one would be after a long chase or obstacle course. Content, loving, bleary eyed and peaceful. They love their bed when they're in this state and get so excited when laid down to sleep yawning and satisfied.

You are tired as a mouse

by CHDMD October 22, 2010

Asahi

A fine dry Japanese beer that is typically served with a plate of sushi and wasabi and a essert of chocolate clavored Pocky.

After a long day of work, David shared cold Asahi with his co-workers.

by Luis April 15, 2004

cool as a cucumber

(adj.) Cool with the added simile of a watery vegetable.

He was as cool as a cucumber.

by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

as ugly as a hatful

shortened form of "as ugly as a hat full of assholes"

He was so desperate for a root that he boned her, even though she was as ugly as a hatful.

by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008

as camp as a row of tents

someone who is so gay they are flamming!

he's as camp as a row of tents!

by Micky June 5, 2003

As a bitch

A unit of measurement that is usually on the larger side. Can also be abbreviated “asab”

1. I’m mad as a bitch.
2. This food is good as a bitch.
3. She’s running slow as a bitch.
4. I’m sleepy as a bitch.

by whitdawggg June 10, 2018