The Arachnocock, otherwise known as the cock spider, is a large spider of mythical origin that has 8 large penises for legs instead of normal arachnid legs. It is said to rape both men and women if they displease the sex god or sex goddess, and often times, victims are found entangled in webs of cum.
Guy 1: “Help! It’s chasing after me!”
Guy 2: ”What is?”
Guy 1: “The Arachnocock!”
Guy 2: "Ohh dude, have fun with that train."
Guy 2: ”What is?”
Guy 1: “The Arachnocock!”
Guy 2: "Ohh dude, have fun with that train."
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