Alberte

an Alberte is a shitty slut

she brings Tri-angle-drama

she sucks-
dick as well

Guy: look an Alberte

Other Guy: eww she socks slutty woman

by ahahhaah January 22, 2018

Alberte

"Alberte" is a person that is really sweet but at the same time a little angry girl. At one moment she is tearing your skin off and the next she's saying how much she likes you.

She's acting like Alberte

Chill, you're beginning to act like Alberte

by Aggressive bitch November 20, 2016

Carson Albert

A name that only fat ahh dudes have. They have a 90% chance of having autism and not being able to spell. They can’t pull either.

Carson Alberts swears he gets play at the functions.

by Bigpapa7 September 19, 2023

Pulled an Alberts

Returned to working out at the gym too hard and too soon after surgery.

My boyfriend pulled an Alberts and burst his appendix. Now we can't have sex for a month.

by pdiddy420 April 26, 2011

Albert's beans

Albert's beans is an amazing product published by MrFlimFlam (aka Flamingo or Albert) as a joke sponsor for the Roblox talk show "Denis Nightly", hosted by DenisDaily.

"We got some great stuff tonight, but first a word from our sponsor: ALBERT'S BEANS!!!" - DenisDaily

by Cbrauts707 June 13, 2023

acrimonious Albert

acrimonious: bitter/angry

Albert: who is named albert?
someone that sucks all the good energy from the room like a vampire and makes everyone bitter like them

the vampire of a person: *walks into the room*
all of us: “can you stop being a acrimonious Albert”

vampire: *dies on stop because they can’t be in a good mood for one second*

by Albert hater December 14, 2023

Colin Albert

Very sexy and makes lots of children with all people.

Colin Albert just impregnated me

by Bbc man69 January 22, 2022