Alerternative 

A native american who is insistent on alerting everyone they meet to the dangers of global warming, air pollution, and pointy green cacti.

That alerternative was really fucking annoying.

Alerternative by jcran December 21, 2008

Albert Docking 

It's the scouse version of space docking except after the evil deed has been done you proceed to steal the tires off your victims car while they are washing away the faeces.

Scouser 1 - Do you wanna buy any tires laa?

Scouser 2 - No laa i'm goin Albert Docking this weekend.

Scouser 1 - Go 'ed lad ! i did that last weekend with my Sister.

Albert Docking by Terry Lead Arms January 11, 2009

Albertising 

A rare condition suffered by people named Alberto who work in advertising

He can't go home yet, he works in Remo Albertising S.L

Albertising by pekevoltio May 26, 2011

Alberto 

Alberto è una persona che ti romperà il cuore con le sue parole piene di asprezza e disprezzo, mentre tu non hai fatto altro che stargli vicino.

Cosa ti ho fatto di male Alberto?

Alberto by donutsthebitch June 19, 2017

Albert Hitler 

He's the heir of der Führer

fuck me albert hitler

Albert Hitler by Albert's admirerer September 26, 2017

Alberto Escamilla 

Male of hispanic decent. Is funny relaxed and likes to get attention and is good with females and gets lots of attention from them. He is also one of craziest dumbass people you will ever met probably watches way to much tv and still has a smart creative mind. Tells the funniest stories and can make your day better with his bright smile. He is also very athletic and picks up sports easly and will use this ability to do the stupidest things imaginable . He is not only a loyal boyfriend but also a loyal friend if you cross his friends he will see you see to that you or your friends get punished for it so make sure never to cross him or his friend(he will hunt down anybody and every body and hurts his friends in away they remember physically and emotianally) but will make a great friend and someone you will never forget .

guy1: shit that dudes crazy
guy2:Thats Alberto Escamilla

Alberto Escamilla by theanonymous! October 31, 2017

Albert Einstein High School 

People criticize the stein, until they go to the stein. Heavily slept on. Best in the DCC, hands down.

Blair Student: ohh you go Einstein? That sucks.

Albert Einstein High School Student: haha you thought. The stein stays lit

Albert Einstein High School by chickfila January 15, 2018