A phantom is a shit that mystically appears in the vicinity of another person with no explanation as to who or how it was laid.
Example 1. While camping Rodney is woken by the sounds of birds chirping. He alights from his sleeping bag and unzips the tent fly. His nostrils are hit with the stench of a fresh turd and on looking down he observes a large Mr whippy shit. As he is camping with his friend Jerry he imagines it was him who laid "the phantom" but he has no proof.
Example 2. Sams neighbour's cat is using his front yard as a cat litter and depositing excrement on his property daily. One night Sam has finally had enough so he walks next door and does "a phantom" on the front door step. As he is a delivery driver at 5am on waking instead of pumping out a stomach cable on the porcelain throne he heads next door and phantoms next to the letterbox.
Example 1. While camping Rodney is woken by the sounds of birds chirping. He alights from his sleeping bag and unzips the tent fly. His nostrils are hit with the stench of a fresh turd and on looking down he observes a large Mr whippy shit. As he is camping with his friend Jerry he imagines it was him who laid "the phantom" but he has no proof.
Example 2. Sams neighbour's cat is using his front yard as a cat litter and depositing excrement on his property daily. One night Sam has finally had enough so he walks next door and does "a phantom" on the front door step. As he is a delivery driver at 5am on waking instead of pumping out a stomach cable on the porcelain throne he heads next door and phantoms next to the letterbox.
by It's the OG Phantom Shitter September 19, 2016
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If every Friday you get drunk, and have a hangover every Saturday as a result, your body becomes conditioned to feeling hungover upon waking up every Saturday.
If one friday you do not drink, but wake up feeling hungover anyway, due to your body just plain being used to the routine, you are the victim of a phantom hangover.
***Not an official medical condition, but it happens.
If every Friday you get drunk, and have a hangover every Saturday as a result, your body becomes conditioned to feeling hungover upon waking up every Saturday.
If one friday you do not drink, but wake up feeling hungover anyway, due to your body just plain being used to the routine, you are the victim of a phantom hangover.
***Not an official medical condition, but it happens.
"You look like you had some fun last night."
"No, I didn't drink at all, but I got a phantom hangover!"
"No, I didn't drink at all, but I got a phantom hangover!"
by BeppoMonger January 25, 2016
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That's weird, I just had some Phantom vibes...I thought I felt my phone go off, then I realized I left it in the car.
by Badassballer January 28, 2016
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The phantom logger has struck again, I just found a massive log in the mens bathroom. The dirty fucker doesn't even wipe.
by James OQueefe July 5, 2018
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by TDub87 February 2, 2019
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Friend: I meet this guy on snapchat and I think I have a phantom crush already..
Me: Be careful, you know those won’t last most of the time
Me: Be careful, you know those won’t last most of the time
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