The Velvet Rug

When a elderly hooker removes her dentures and gives one a blow job. Aka a Softy or Gummy

Wanda the crack whore pulled her dentures out and gave me The Velvet Rug.

by The Dusty Ogre August 27, 2017

Rug Pony

A term commonly used by Asian Americans to describe predominantly hairy, skinny Caucasian men with an affinity for cats.

“Oh Rinda! Rook at that sexy rug pony and his ferine! I can’t terr if I’m turned on or just hungry!”

by The WBH November 30, 2011

Sucking rugs

A horribly salacious way of trying to say you are cleaning carpets and/or rugs, with intention of making the reader ponder if you actually cleaning carpets or performing cunnilingus for customers.

He smelled something awful last night after an entire day of sucking rugs.

by psully May 25, 2018

Cut a Rug

A euphemism referring to cutting ones pubes (also known as a rug)

The way you can cut a rug
Watching you is the only drug I need
-Train

by LoginLord March 04, 2022

Rug headed

big headed, full of shit, cocky

Emma you are so rug headed

by Sena May 18, 2007

meat rug

A small rug placed on the female at birth between her legs.

by Big Black Rod August 23, 2003

rug rats

children who peddle carpets.

I need some new carpets laying, oh look, there's some rats over there, they should be able to help.

by ewan February 12, 2004