Text message schizophrenia

When the text message sends but the image doesn’t send

I hate when I get text message schizophrenia—my message sends, but the picture doesn’t send cuz of the damn GREEN TEXTS

by DrGigglyAss August 13, 2025

Studio Messages spam

When you're overloaded with false studio activity on Scratch

Oh My God I have 1000 messages...
WAIT THERE ALL STUDIO ACTIVITY?!?
SHIT!!!!\
That is studio messages spam lol :P

by IamNotTheScratcher12345 October 6, 2021

A message "Xxxx"

Means they are interested in you sexually/wanna have sex with you

She sends a message "Xxxx" instead of just 1 or 2 Xs

by Suck ur nans piss lips June 14, 2023

message

A between-da-legs flesh-rubbing/kneading session dat results in a disgusting wet sticky "ending".

Giving someone a genitals-fondling is all well and good; just be aware dat it often ends up being a "message", due to your either (depending on da gender of da person whose warm softness you're savoring) getting girly-goo all over your fingers, or having puddles of yucky whitish fluid to clean up --- putting a few layers of newspaper underneath da guy's midsection beforehand might be a wise precaution in this latter case.

by QuacksO November 5, 2023

nuke message

the type of message where you have reached your lowest point and express all your feelings straight foward without thinking the consequences of what will the answer is

dude i miss my ex i think i want to be with her again
- are you going to nuke message her

by stavragar March 20, 2017

self-message

Business jargon for to tell oneself, admit to oneself, remind oneself. Can also be used in a non-business context.
Best deployed in the tone of cold, calculated impersonality so beloved of financial types.
Also useful for the handwringing mustn't judge self-help sector

Ryan needs to self-message that running a million dollar a week loss is not a sustainable business proposition.

Rhonda, I think it would be great if you could self-message tha t maybe continuing your meth addiction isn't the optimum life choice for your 8 children

by Portmagee October 27, 2012

Piss Message

When you mad at someone and you piss on there property to send a message.

Jane has cheated on Jack with a jock.

Jack:Imma send a message to the ho Jane *Pisses on her front porch

*Jack later gets arrested but is glad he sent that piss message to Jane for being a slut.

by RamoonAdoo August 7, 2016