Irish Muffin

A ginger has uncontrollable flatulence, and is often advised to seek medical attention.

I met an irish muffin today, and it was so had I got a restraining order.

by Vudruu January 21, 2024

Cunta-Muffin

A stupid female driver

That bitch right there, yeah she’s a #cunta-muffin

by cunt19 January 21, 2024

Slobber Muffin

A cupcake someone has licked all the frosting off, and then rejected. Then offers it to others under the guise of a muffin.

" Do you want this muffin?" "No I don't want your Slobber Muffin. I saw you lick all the frosting off that cupcake."

by Muffinslob January 27, 2024

Cheese Muffin

The result of a woman wiping reverse direction following defecation ("the taboo back-to-front").

I ate a cheese muffin while going down on this chick last night. There were fuckin' peanut chunks in it man, gross.

by ~Magic_Carpet~ February 16, 2024

tard muff

Someone who does really stupid stuff

"Joel was yelling at Gavin bit Joel was not making any sense" Joel was being a Tard muff

by It.me February 17, 2024

Fuck Muffin

It's as soft as a Muffin when she's riding you reverse cowboy!

Baby you can bounce that Fuck Muffin on my cock all night.

by Roy G Biv the 2nd February 28, 2024

Minnesota Muff Mangler

Inverting both fists and penis inside a female's vagina, at the same time.

I honestly didn't know what to do when my wife requested the Minnesota Muff Mangler.

by Martyr69 March 4, 2024