dick-nuts

An instance where a man's testicle gets unnaturally wrap around the shaft of the penis resulting in one ball being above the penis.

Petey: Yo, wasup wit u. Stop walking like that, your embarrassing me.

Prips: I've got the serious case of dick-nuts man, it feels like a meatball resting on me shaft.

by Dits Magee November 6, 2007

Kickin Nuts

For something or someone to be qualified as cool or hip.

Passed tense: Kicked nuts.

"Man our football team was kickin nuts today."

"That burnout kicked nuts."

by Blitzem September 11, 2007

rear nutting

verb: a male who pushes his scrotum backwards between his legs, presses his legs together, bends over and spreads his buttocks with his hands, revealing both his scrotum and anus

also: to dump your sac, or: to butt-nut

Goody has been going around rear nutting everyone...they're all sick to their stomachs!!

by DubDubintheClub October 17, 2007

nut smack

an act in which one release a huge load of jiz upon another

I just got nut smacked in the eye.

by bumble bee123 December 9, 2008

rhino nut

the act of a rhino busting a nut.

oh damn! that rhino nut taste soo guud..

by FAMOUS<3 November 1, 2008

deez nuts

Referring to a international joke as a African American man called a post office & complained of something being in there mail & saying "deez nuts , ha gottem!" Kids all around the nation think it's funny & it's gone viral.

Cause something came in the mail today ...deez nuts ha gottem!

Name something you put In your mouth but don't swallow ....deez nuts ! Ha gottem!

by foodismalife16 October 21, 2015

Nut Juice

The proper and healthier alternative for "Almond Milk"

Tyrone: Its called almond milk cause no one can say nut juice with a straight face
Daniel Day Lewis: Nut Juice*says nut juice with the most straight and serious face*
Tyrone: *Chugs Nut Juice*
Daniel Day Lewis: *Chugs In Unison*

by stale cheerio June 13, 2018