Mow My Lawn

When a MILF invites a young boy over to come and "Mow her Lawn" - no lawnmower required, but an adventurous spirit helps.

My husband is away this weekend, do you want to come over and mow my lawn?

by fuckradar January 2, 2012

shaved my balls for this

Phrase used to describe a disappointing situation. Like you got all excited for it and it wasn't all that great.

You: This party sucks!
Me: Yeah, I don't know why I shaved my balls for this!

by Some wiseman January 1, 2015

My Life Is Ho

A website where slutty girls like to post stories of all the slutty things they do, and Bros posting that they need to get back in the kitchen and make them a sandwhich.

Last year I fucked the entire boys soccer team at my school. This year? The Varsity football players PLUS the coach. MLIH

I fucked seven guys tonight...all at the same time. Yeah, my life is ho. MLIH

All these stories are hot, but you hoes need to get back into the kitchen.

by gotem. November 19, 2010

Lick My Dick

basically it is another way to say 'kiss my ass' except its your dick and your asking the person to lick it.

Licking a dick is closely related to suck one, but it's NOT the same thing.

Remember: just because girls don't have the part to make this saying realistic, doesn't mean we can't say it too.

Person1: Kiss my ass you dumb fucker!!
Person2: lick my dick
Person1: -_-

by DICKtionary queen May 14, 2011

my name is jeff

your name if jeff

my name is jeff , yes your name is jeff

by SA DUDE December 10, 2016

Oh my god!

An exclaimatory expression used to express supreme surprise, shock, or disappointment.

She just shat herself shitless on her teacher's car

OH... MY... GOD!

by animedude May 1, 2004

Not my cup of tea

(Idiom) This will appeal to a formidable audience, but not me.

1: What do you think of feminazi rallies?


2: Not my cup of tea

2's mind: Iron my shirt bitch

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004