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kissing grandma 

Taking a hit of a DMT vape pen, that is, inhaling thermally vaporized N,N-Dimethyltryptamine. In its pure, unadulterated format, DMT has an unmistakable taste similar to the characteristic smell of bad breath or, to some degree, the smell of human feces. It is a structural analogue of tryptamine which is, in turn, a metabolite of tryptophan, an amino acid in many foods.

Whether in the mouth (as part of halitosis or "bad breath") or in the human gut as part of the process of digestion, bacteria break down tryptophan into molecules called indoles, which are a pair of fused benzene and pyrrole rings that form the molecular core structure of N,N-Dimethyltryptamine, tryptamine, and tryptophan. (the double-ring twofer is also the backbone of other important chemicals like melatonin and serotonin, which may explain why food can influence your mood or make you sleepy). Indoles, one of which is called "skatole" because it specifically exists in shit, are particularly foul-smelling chemicals that contribute to the smell of bad breath and feces.

DMT is an entheogenic, psychedelic, and hallucinogenic drug that is structurally and functionally analogous to other psychedelic tryptamines like psilocybin (a.k.a. magic mushrooms), bufotenin, and others, and shares structural similarity with melatonin and serotonin. Because of its rapid onset and rapid action (lasting usually only a few minutes), it is the preferred substance for brief trips into hyperspace.
Noah languidly emerged from the bedroom with a distant grin on his face. "Sorry," he murmured slowly as the hyperbolic rubberband snapped him gently back into normal space-time after a dimension-bending jaunt through nonlinear space. "we were just... you know. Kissing grandma."

"God, that shit is so nasty," Tyler said, coming out after him.
kissing grandma by zorsnacks February 5, 2023

Kissed on the dick 

To be born between 1946 and 1964 as part of the Baby Boomer generation. These people enjoyed full employment, free university, defined benefit schemes and shirked national responsibilities like conscription and looking after the environment. This generation were seen as very progressive in their youth but later became fiercely conservative to protect the enormous capital they had amassed. They achieved this through voting power as they were the largest generation that had ever existed this making it easy to bend policy of the day to their will. Ironically this generation is now against everything they enjoyed themselves in their youth like free education, welfare, defined benefits, immigration, free love and youth home ownership.
"Have you ever seen a bunch of cunts more kissed on the dick than the Boomers?! Fuck me!"

shiver kissy 

a kiss when its cold out and while one person is kissed, they expell out air into the other person's mouth.
I gave my Aarti a shiver kissy yesterday
shiver kissy by Ar-te-te January 21, 2009

Brown Kisser 

Someone who licks an ass just for a second to get a quick taste.
Before i fucked her ass i made sure i gave her a quick brown kisser to make sure she was ripe.
Brown Kisser by Slutpants September 29, 2009

crouch-kissing 

The act of a girl t-bagging you
she's crouch-kissing you
crouch-kissing by geiko474 February 20, 2015

aggressive kisser 

A person who is known for their violent and forceful abilities while kissing.
Guy 1: "That girl Paula is such an aggressive kisser. She shoved her tongue into my throat"

Guy 2: "Thats hot"

Guy 3: "Ew"