Walking My Fish 

A classic excuse to use when you don't really feel like doing something.

"Sorry, I can't hang out, I'm walking my fish today"

"Oh no, I forgot to do my homework last night, I was so busy walking my fish"

Walking My Fish by Pialinist July 22, 2024

top 5 fish 

a stupid YouTube video uploaded by an anonymous YouTuber. The video is kinda annoying

A: Yo bro I have got a fish!
B: Do you get the fish in the top 5 fish? I got all
A: Of course not, do you mean in that stupid video? Aren't you afraid of your mom?
B: Wait a min...
B's mom: HEY! WHY YOU BOUGHT A COKAROUCH INSIDE MY LITTLE HOME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

top 5 fish by nopeakaphamminhteky1 July 25, 2024

big red gooey fish 

Mickey Mouse's favorite fish. As the name suggests, they are big, red, and gooey, and they're also most certainly fish. However, they are not in any way related to a certain Swedish species of fish.

Yeah hang on guys I'm just gonna get some big red gooey fish down at the lake for the fish fry tonight

big red gooey fish by PBJelly6 November 10, 2024

Taking the wrong fish by the hand 

To make a poor choice or miscalculate when selecting someone or something important.

"He felt that he was ‘taking the wrong fish by the hand' when he hired the new employee, who turned out to be unreliable and not a good fit for the team."

Taking the wrong fish by the hand by quacku November 15, 2024

Filet-O-Fish 

A product sold from McDonald's that nobody eats

Johnny: hey hunter. Whatchu got there?
Hunter: I'm eating a Filet-O-Fish!

Johnny: ew wtf. Who the hell eats that

Filet-O-Fish by PalistanBall December 30, 2024

Feed the fish 

Noun. A sexual act, sprinkling powder on the clitoris prior to coitus.

Did you know that if you feed the fish it makes sex more intense?

Feed the fish by MrJantastic January 15, 2025

Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》...

Lusting After Fish Bones, Consumer Electronics, And Perianal Abscesses: The First Juvenile Release (Lesbian) 《▪︎¤□¤■¤》... by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025