Dick Cheney

To shoot a team mate in the face with a shotgun while playing a FPS

Wolf: Ill Dick Cheney your ass
Shell Cracker: lol you better not

by Gen-Wolf April 29, 2008

Dicks in the butt

A semi-undercover attempt to still say that someone is acting, has just said something or is "gay", "gay as hell" or "gay as fuck" without saying gay.

**Best if used when in a situation where it may not necessarily be the most 'acceptable' to say that someone is acting or has just said something 'gay as hell' or 'gay as fuck'.

Dude, WTF?! Did you just see that shit?

Hahahaha...ya fool...that was Dicks in the butt

by weezy_beezy May 12, 2009

dick cheney

A hired gun who will "accidently" shoot his own friends. He is old and was vice president of the USA for 8 horrible years. He had more power and authority than the actual president. He has strong republican values and that is why the world started to hate the US, becuase the rest of the world is liberal. Was the former CEO of Haliburton so he has business ties that further screwed the USA. Him and his Georgey left the USA in horrible condition, just to see if the democrats can make it better. Gave up by 2003 and with the supervision of G. Bush pointed the USA military at a random country (first he landed on Canada, then China, then landed on Iraq). Suspected robot because he is so old.

Dick Cheney is a dick.

by SilenceDogood January 14, 2010

Marc-Dick

A long, slender, perpetually flaccid penis, often acting in the manner of a limp noodle. It has no practical use besides urination. Often pale and clammy.

Marc-Dick, Fishing line, twine, needledick.

by fittucker October 31, 2010

Orc Dick

When a penis is surrounded by so much pubic hair that only the head pokes through, and it looks like an orc peaking its head out of the black forest.

Usually only happens when the penis is flacid and the pubes unshaven, and most commonly with small penises.

Chuck: Yo man, I pants'd Connor and accidently saw his dick.
Scott: That's hilarious, what did it look like?
Chuck: Kind of weird, to be honest. All I saw was bush with a little head poking out.
Scott: Dude, Connor's got an Orc Dick!

by DirtyScotty December 2, 2009

Dick Haze

the phenomena of making cloudy decisions, factored largely by getting a regular dick appointment

suzanne - i think i have dick haze, can’t decide if i like him or not

by bennett_moynes January 9, 2021

Dick beers

When a male takes off his clothes and pours a beer over his chest so it runs down his body and off the end of his dick. Another willing male is on his knees, waiting for the now warm bubbly goodness.

Hey Lee you thirsty?
Sure am Karl. Could go a couple of Dick beers
Well get on your knees mate and I'll get nude. Here it comes buddy now open that pretty mouth of yours and put it close to my cock. Closer.
Mmm gurgle gurgle. It's warm.

by Gravy balls February 23, 2018