Long Dong John

a nickname for when a friend is discovered to have a massive penis.

guy 1: Woah dude, thats a massive dick!
guy 2:yeah man, he is clearly a Long Dong John!
guy being looked at: what the hell is wrong with you?

by COOLDUMBDUMB October 28, 2021

Brother John

A sign of the utmost respect and gratitude and responsibility and friendship and leadership.

Person A: You are such a Brother John!
Person B: Thank you so much! I feel so respected and grateful and responsible and friendly and leaderly right now!

by clouf1 October 17, 2022

John

A person place or thing that you’re to lazy to say the full name

Bro that john tastes so good.

by John john Florence baxter August 14, 2023

john

john is a person who thinks he’s very funny, but in fact, sexist and racist jokes are just sexist and racist. he’s either an old man, or a middle school boy.

“hey, have you heard of the guy who makes homophobic, sexist and racist jokes?”

“do you mean that middle school boy named john?”

“yes, i forgot his name because it’s so basic.”

by mycatisbetterthanyours January 28, 2022

Ray Johns

Smooth ; when something just works perfectly

I was Ray Johns when I was getting that girls number

by Thunderous 1 April 15, 2017

john the dragon

John the dragon is a dragon created by Artemis from Warriors Amino. He is the companion of Stardustkit and is super powerful and can kill everyone in 1 second.

John the dragon was summoned by Stardustkit.

by winky face November 3, 2021

John West

Your typical Texas redneck idiot that is in love with guns, drives a big truck, smokes Marlboro Reds, and still flies the Rebel Flag. May also inbreed.

Look at this John West mother fucker right here. Eww gross, he's making out with his cousin.

by Mr. Fart Stink January 23, 2019