Purple-shirted eye-stabber

The most cleverly disguised criminal in the history of the world. That is, the world created by Cyanide & Happiness.
Usually wears purple shirts, sometimes multiple as a disguise.

1: "Argh, the purple-shirted eye-stabber!"
2: "Relax dude, it's just a Halloween costume"
1: *leaves*
2: *Takes of purple shirt to reveal another purple shirt*

by NightWind November 8, 2010

keep your eyes peeled

Look out for Watch out Look ahead Stay focused focus

Don't forget, keep your eyes peeled for bear tracks out there.

by KaneyKane August 13, 2016

but if you close your eyes

does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?

but if you close your eyes,
does it almost feel like nothing changed at all,

and if you close your eyes,

by notarealperson111 January 13, 2021

Peet-Ah-Toe-Eye

A condition met when one gets so intoxicated from alcohol that the person loses control of the function of their eye and it closes. The other eye just kind of floats around, attatching itself to what ever it focuses on. This condition often occurs during the minor stages of adulthood.

Laura jake was so drunk off of Aftershock and Super Pepppermint Schnapps she got all Peet-Ah-Toe-Eyed and fell through the hole in Timmy's porch! Boy was he mad about his porch. Then he outlawed the use of Aftershock and Peppermint Schnapps at his house.

by Hcaz Sakraf February 23, 2008

put your eyes back in

Mind your business!

This doesn't concern you, so put your eyes back in!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 11, 2021

Blue Eyes White Dragon

Vodka, Beer, Blue Gatorade, Sprite

Best night of your life

I used my blue eyes white dragon to do +39 damage to my liver and +94 damage to some ho's pussy.

by bewd October 10, 2013

purple crusty eye

where one puts their penis between two breasts and humps until they ejaculate into they of the the giver of the titty fuck (only works if you have a purple penis head)

argflargaflerg its a sex move called the purple crusty eye

by gingersdonthavesouls4 September 15, 2010