by Blizzardguy September 15, 2017
A mythical creature who lays dormant in Watlington Grove (also the domain of a certain Josh Mills) waiting for that special someone to come and rub their manhood on her protuding face-mole.
She is the Holy Grail, the World Cup and Excalibur all rolled into one.
She is the Holy Grail, the World Cup and Excalibur all rolled into one.
by morgangills November 15, 2004
A typically cheap, promiscuous, unintelligent and tarty girl who is obsessed with fake tan, tacky clothing, and shagging blokes indiscriminantly.
She is usually lathered in copious amounts of orange-tinted fake tan, sometimes streaky and patchy, a short miniskirt or dress that barely covers her butt, ridiculously uncomfortable stilleto heels, cleavage fully exposed, very often over-processed and peroxided hair, and nearly always fake nails and accessory-overload. When she and her mates go out, there is seemingly only one purpose for it: snagging blokes and shagging them.
Whilst her clothes and attitude display simplistic, loud and vulgar hooker, her attitude tends to be arrogant, bitchy, expletive-ridden and prone to starting verbal and physical fights with other women. She is obsessed with her own looks, vain and very competitive.
You can spot her a mile away, usually in a small or larger group of other Essex women, eyeing off the men in bars, and tend to target potentially rich men who they can 'bag' and getting shouted free drinks by. She often pauses behind the bar next to a man before ordering and desperately tries to flirt with him in hope he will buy her a drink so that she doesn't have to open her purse.
She is usually lathered in copious amounts of orange-tinted fake tan, sometimes streaky and patchy, a short miniskirt or dress that barely covers her butt, ridiculously uncomfortable stilleto heels, cleavage fully exposed, very often over-processed and peroxided hair, and nearly always fake nails and accessory-overload. When she and her mates go out, there is seemingly only one purpose for it: snagging blokes and shagging them.
Whilst her clothes and attitude display simplistic, loud and vulgar hooker, her attitude tends to be arrogant, bitchy, expletive-ridden and prone to starting verbal and physical fights with other women. She is obsessed with her own looks, vain and very competitive.
You can spot her a mile away, usually in a small or larger group of other Essex women, eyeing off the men in bars, and tend to target potentially rich men who they can 'bag' and getting shouted free drinks by. She often pauses behind the bar next to a man before ordering and desperately tries to flirt with him in hope he will buy her a drink so that she doesn't have to open her purse.
Jock: mate, what did you get up to last night?
Dai: took home an Essex Girl, brov. not even one drink and she was mine. shagged me silly. gave me blowies in the car home. Starting to get a bit worried though...I've developed an itch down there...
Dai: took home an Essex Girl, brov. not even one drink and she was mine. shagged me silly. gave me blowies in the car home. Starting to get a bit worried though...I've developed an itch down there...
by Cool_Cat August 16, 2010
A super sexy female, whos so beautiful she blows u away, in more way than one you hope.hot body, very pretty and a very very nice lady
by i love jess shirley June 28, 2004
n.
Women of African or European descent who are of fair enough skin to be considered "white". These women are oftentimes well educated and from a fairly privileged background.
Women of African or European descent who are of fair enough skin to be considered "white". These women are oftentimes well educated and from a fairly privileged background.
Kentucky quickly became a major supplier of hogs, corn, African slaves, and fancy girls in the early 1800's
by Master Dork January 06, 2007
by sebs2020 October 24, 2011
A dumbass bitch who thinks that vsco is a way of life. She will most likely wear many scrunchies and she will be trying to make everything aesthetic. She will make aesthetic tik toks or be trying to make her room a vsco hangout. If you’re dating a girl and she comes out as vsco then you should immediately break up with her.
by ~~Neptune~~ July 22, 2019