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one eye open drunk

Preface: This can't just be me. Ok, Def. When You have drank enough that it is inexplicably comfortable to watch TV or read with just one eye open. To open both eyes actually reduces the quality of visual perception. This stage occurs before any feeling of sickness, but well past the point of which "good judgement" is a consideration.
I'm one eye open drunk and feeling pretty great about it.
by Wordsmithin June 20, 2017
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Purple-shirted eye-stabber

The most cleverly disguised criminal in the history of the world. That is, the world created by Cyanide & Happiness.
Usually wears purple shirts, sometimes multiple as a disguise.
1: "Argh, the purple-shirted eye-stabber!"
2: "Relax dude, it's just a Halloween costume"
1: *leaves*
2: *Takes of purple shirt to reveal another purple shirt*
by NightWind November 8, 2010
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keep your eyes peeled

Look out for Watch out Look ahead Stay focused focus
Don't forget, keep your eyes peeled for bear tracks out there.
by KaneyKane August 13, 2016
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but if you close your eyes

does it almost feel like nothing changed at all?
but if you close your eyes,
does it almost feel like nothing changed at all,

and if you close your eyes,
by notarealperson111 January 13, 2021
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Peet-Ah-Toe-Eye

A condition met when one gets so intoxicated from alcohol that the person loses control of the function of their eye and it closes. The other eye just kind of floats around, attatching itself to what ever it focuses on. This condition often occurs during the minor stages of adulthood.
Laura jake was so drunk off of Aftershock and Super Pepppermint Schnapps she got all Peet-Ah-Toe-Eyed and fell through the hole in Timmy's porch! Boy was he mad about his porch. Then he outlawed the use of Aftershock and Peppermint Schnapps at his house.
by Hcaz Sakraf February 23, 2008
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put your eyes back in

This doesn't concern you, so put your eyes back in!
by talk2me-JCH2 March 11, 2021
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Blue Eyes White Dragon

Vodka, Beer, Blue Gatorade, Sprite

Best night of your life
I used my blue eyes white dragon to do +39 damage to my liver and +94 damage to some ho's pussy.
by bewd October 10, 2013
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