Water My Figs

An insult of unknown origin that is an equivalent to "Fuck you!"

"You suck". "Oh yeah? Well, you can water my figs buddy."

by Raconteur75 July 15, 2022

Water Tonk

A creature with crazy tentacles said to be resiling under the Old Folsom River

“The water tonk got my grandfather last year. It was horrifying.”

by Tonklord July 15, 2022

open water rowing

An open water rower rows across an unprotected, “open” body of water experiencing the varied conditions of the environment. Open water rowing is to flat water rowing as cross country running is to running on a track.
Open water rowing most accurately describes the characteristics and possibilities on the water and the style of boat one would row given these varied conditions.

Open water rowing is a wonderful way to experience the San Francisco Bay.

by Juanita Sicktastic July 15, 2022

Sink Water Baptist

A person who in a bar is drunk and and is in need of water so they go to the bathroom and drink from the faucet.

there goes the sink water baptist! he think he slick!

by wetboi69 July 15, 2022

water

H20 very nice and inspiring. we should drink more water

isn't that water just so sexy

by yourmomsssssassss July 16, 2022

Water Man

Ksi's new charachter a 34 year old nonce who likes getting wet

"Simon" - Water Man

by bigfatwank July 20, 2022

Water Slappers

Feet next to or in body’s of water

Stop splashing me with those water slappers of yours.

by KiwiColorSlut2000 July 23, 2022