mook king

Howard Stern

I saw the mook king today, Howard Stern.

by Trent Martini March 31, 2017

king of daddies

A term a person uses to describe them self when they are dominant at a particular game such as FIFA

Patryk: i am the king of daddies

Justin:NO IM THE GOD DAMN KING OF DADDIES

by niggr haggot April 2, 2017

king neptune

The King of a place where Sponges live in Pineapples under the sea (Bikini Bottom)

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHO'S GOING TO LEAD BIKINI BOTTOM WHEN THE SHOW COMES OUT
KING NEPTUNE!!!

by UrbanRoblox April 2, 2017

king of bloke and bird

Song by Robbie Williams

no longer king of bloke and bird

by superbobble.com April 14, 2017

king doobie

King of doobies. Commonly seen in a spaceship. Highly dangerous. Uses a false sense of security to render opponents unable to maintain a serious demeanor. Often accompanied by a seemingly ridiculous aura reminiscent of a cartoon character. If encountered, attempt to maintain composure and a straight face and disregard your urge to care about your image.

King Doobie doesn't fuck around but he makes it hard not to laugh before you die.

by Weweresupposedtogetmarried April 22, 2017

king richard the third

putting your dick in a toaster

i came down to the kitchen yesterday and saw him doing a big king richard the third

by foultreebread April 28, 2017

king of music

Michael Jackson

-Who is the King of music?
-Two words: Michael Jackson

by omgidontknow May 16, 2017