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bloody tiger king

When a man is very dominant during sex and his subordinate scratches him to leave bloody stripes on his body
“I was banging this chick hard and she made me a bloody tiger king, I need to wash the sheets, blood is everywhere
by Bexar210 March 30, 2020
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Tiger Kinged

Verb - The act of dropping so much densely packed information on someone at once that they are completely overloaded and rendered unable to perform higher brain functions for a temporary time. The individual being Tiger Kinged usually is not expecting to be mentally crushed by so much densely packed information and is not prepared, such that the sheer mental processing power that it takes to unpack everything renders them in a state of shock and at times stupidity for an hour or so after while they digest everything to make sense of it.
Rio: Have you seen Netflix's Tiger King yet?

Tim: Honestly, after the first two episodes, I felt stupid af while my brain processed all of that info. I mean, in two episodes you introduce me to a gay af country-ass tiger trainer who has TWO husbands, this one dude got NO teeth and nipple piercings, OK? Oh yea, and NEITHER of them are gay! Then this girl Carole maybe (definitely!) murdered her husband and fed him to the tigers?! And there's this Hindu guru follower guy with a beer belly and a pony tail named Doc who has SEVEN??? wives? WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK. So yea, my brain needs a LONG minute to process all of this. I'm taking the rest of the day easy. Believe that.

Rio: omg that happened to me too! lol We got Tiger Kinged!

Tim: lol absolutely
by ShadyKuns April 4, 2020
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Simp king

Dude don't be such a simp king. Sophie is 18.
by dr.daddydick42069 April 17, 2020
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Klam King

Klam king is when your friend is being mean for no reason,

guy 1, Wow austin is such a klam king

guy 2, but its funny though
i told my friend that i like a girl he became a klam king and walked away
by pussywreka96 April 19, 2020
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Kevin King

An extremely sensitive African-American boy with an abnormally small penis. Kevin king is known for being total dog shit at Fortnite needs to rethink his life decisions
Kevin King keeps shooting me down
by Bendavis12344 April 24, 2020
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Burger King Date

The sentence "taking you out to a burger king" is just a coded way of saying it will either be an attempted kidnapping. Or worse
"Let me take you out on to a burger king date"
"Ew no are you serious?"
by grötmongo April 24, 2020
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King Nel

King Nel will appear if you summon the John of Bothan. The Ruler of the Pladda Flats
Can be abbreviated to Nel with context of peasant.
I got in a 4 v 1 at school, but King Nel tanked it.
You have been "Wan Nel'd"
by PolskaDyro November 12, 2020
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