Black Fart Matter

A political movement with the intent to spread the word that black farts matter.

I'm at a Black Fart Matter protest hope I don't get shot.

by Cheddar Goldfish123 February 14, 2021

Chemical Warfare farts

Chemical warfare farts smell like a poison gas concoction.

Captain Fisher wondered if WWI was still somehow, going on up the soldier's ass, due to the chemical warfare farts.

by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016

black fart matter

a movement about black farts mattering

Did you hear about the black fart matter protest?

by nickthompson April 26, 2021

monkey fart

Any sound on water that makes a blooping type of sound. It is normally caused by a falling object perfectly striking and entering the water at an angle where it has the least friction.

1) Her dive off the diving board was so perfect that when she hit the water there wasn't really much of a splash only a monkey fart.

2) It was dark on the placid lake and completely quiet. Bored I started tossing rocks into the water underneath the full moon. Every time I threw a rock into the lake the only sound I could hear in the darkness was a monkey fart.

by Abraxas Romante April 29, 2008

Silent Fart Brigade

A secret society of talented, synchronized farters who covertly gain entry into important events to quietly pass huge amounts of putrid smelling gas before making quick and stealthy exits.

As soon as Attorney General Barr began his comments to the press and his eyes began to water uncontrollably, he knew he’d been hit by the Silent Fart Brigade.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019

Speed of Light Fart

Speed of Light Fart:

A fart which starts to smell a few seconds before it is heard. A speed of light fart behaves much like thunder and lightning. A person capable of a speed of light fart can quickly exit a room before it is heard and thus leave the blame to another person.

The other day I was in the elevator with another person when I started to smell something terrible. A moment later and that person left and just after the door closed I heard a loud fart noise which I did not make. I then realized that the other person had speed of light farted.

by Hulk19 August 7, 2017

rancid ass farts

Farts of a pungent and tangy aroma, usally can be smelt after consumption of various meats, cakes, savouries, carbs and sweets.

Dubliss: *sniff*

Mon: hmmm take it in boy, i got me some rancid ass farts !
Rallis: woooooweee thats some rooti tootin rancid ass farts !

by Rallisman November 22, 2016