The Resume Effect

The act of learning how to do something because it will look cool, or because it will sound good if you say you can do it.

The reason I learned to play guitar and solve a Rubik's Cube is because of the Resume Effect

by th3k1ng0fh3arts April 5, 2020

corona effect

corona effect is a effect that happens when you've been at home for too long. corona effect makes you really bored and you begin to text people you thought you would never talk to. DONT get corona effect. you will regret making old friends and never talk to them again. go play roblox or sum.

damn, i think i got corona effect *eats hand sanitizer*

by chimckennuggiesrule April 20, 2020

The Satellite Effect

When you arrive in a new place you’ve never been before and are immediately struck by how attractive everyone is there. Believing it to be ya better than where you are from.

Like a satellite staring down at Earth admiring it for its beauty. Not knowing the truth/reality...

P1 - “Oh man the girls in Vancouver are incredible! Way better than the girls here...“

P2 - “Ah yes, you’re experiencing the satellite effect”

by CJLT April 21, 2020

The Stevie Effect

To ruin someone's sexuality and whole way of life.

Henry really had the Stevie Effect on his last bird.

by Gulag hermit April 26, 2020

bib effect

the bib effect is an effect on Football Fusion that makes gives the underdogs +25 OVR.

The Bills just used the bib effect on the Titans.

by iogiticz99 April 27, 2020

The barbie effect

A supernatural effect meaning that right in the moment when you need something, it doesn't actually work or it vanishes all of a sudden (and obviously after you don't need it anymore it appears out of the blue or, even worse, it works).

We couldn't see the movie yesterday night because of the barbie effect.

-Hey, John, can I borrow your bottle opener?
-Sorry, man. I can't find it, the barbie effect strikes again

by Izzzir May 6, 2020

Church Camp Effect

When you are on a church event for so long that you forget what real girls look like and become so horny that the statue of Mary is turning you on. When you begin to lust over fat Betsy.

Give it 2 nights and the church camp effect will kick in.

That church camp effect is hitting Timmy hard, he is all over Betsy.

by FireCrotch17 May 10, 2020