Monkey Clap

When you take your hand, spread your fingers out, and slap someone in the face.

Daniel monkey clapped Jennifer for trying to play him .

by Daniel November 12, 2004

wet monkey

Canine fecal matter.

I gotta take my dog out. He got a bunch of wet monkeys beating on his colon.

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

chud-monkey

a person whose penile proportions are that of a monkey (i.e. short and stubby)

your boyfriend is a real chud-monkey, his cock is wider than it is long!

by Toddy_t December 19, 2003

Monkey Dick

A small primitive turd-burgler, who has dysfunctional shoulders. And a horrible tendancy to become increasingly annoying until your testicles explode.

"Matt Couldridge" Shrivenham

by David Shaw February 17, 2004

Sand Monkey

A reference to a person who has had a prolonged sexual drought. These people usually can be tagged with the name 'sand monkey' after a period beyond 5 months of sexual inactivity.

Man Crocker hasnt picked up in ages, hes such a sand monkey

by Fleachad September 8, 2010

Blump monkey

The act of a woman giving a man a blow job on the toilet, and as he cums in the girls mouth, as she stops giving head, and the semen pours down the mouthbof the woman. She then stands up, and starts acting like a monkey, and then goeS back to giving head to the male.

Sarah gave cole a blump monkey, as he was dissatisfied later that night.

by B Jack April 17, 2010

lube monkey

Any type of monkey being rubbed down with lubricant my a human.

To put anal lubricant on a chimp. (lube monkey)

by adam jackson August 17, 2006