drop the kids off at the pool

/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.

e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"

by anonymous August 21, 2025

douchebag drop

trying to get out of a situation by dropping a name who has higher superiority while acting like a douchebag

Fred is trying to douchebag drop the officer out of a ticket by saying he knows the cheif of police.

by Th3M@tr1X January 2, 2018

Date and Drop

When someone, male or female, recently got in an official relationship and drops easily to give oral sex.

"Oh my god, Sarah is such a date and drop," said Carol.

"Ugh I know, I feel bad for her boyfriend, Nick, but at the same time I would become a date and drop if he were mine," laughs Jilly.

by swiffer.the.pussy69 December 1, 2016

Drop a pint

When you are going for a piss and you know it's going to be a big one (as much as a pint's worth).

I'll be right back. I'm just gonna go drop a pint.

by GeorgiaandFlo November 14, 2020

combo drop

Where a man lifts and drops his fat stomach on to a girls ass during sex

Yea I combo drop that girl last night

by TopHatAK August 10, 2016

Drop Me Spine

To defecate.

I was off to the bog to drop me spine. i feel twenty kilos lighter now.

by the bingo September 29, 2008

Drop Trick

When a member of the same sex who is gimped intentionally drops something on the ground, in order to have an excuse to lift themselves back up, using your body, resulting in a very uncomfortable situation

Man A has a broken leg. He gets man B (confirmed heterosexual) intoxicated alone at his house. Man A, uses "drop trick" by continuously dropping items, and using man B's legs, inner thigh and buttocks, to get back up. Uh oh, this is a little uncomfortable

by gimp trix March 24, 2011