Butter Tax

Also known as the "Big Head Taxed," it is an added percentage tax to all purchased goods in proportion to the buyer's head diameter.

"You're total is $21.73"

"And how much do I owe you for the Butter Tax?"

"$13.40"

by The Mad Yeeter October 25, 2023

butter-snaggles

A combination of "butter teeth" and "snagle tooth".

Man, that girl had a great ass, but did you see her butter-snaggles?

by danish nightmare February 26, 2009

holy butters

An expression used when something exciting or shocking happens.

Holy butters! That girl is on fire!

by Joopis August 10, 2014

Butter

A stick of butter for your buns

Spread it with a knife on bread with butter

by Buttterboi March 11, 2020

Peanut Butter Blaster

When you are having anal sex and the woman has diarrhea.

I had to take a shower after giving her the peanut butter blaster.

by Sithlordo66 May 20, 2023

miss butters

A girl that uses butter in ways unintended by farmers and butter manufacturers

i met this girl and she REALLY liked butter so we call her miss butters.

by R1PPERJ November 15, 2011

Peanut-Butter Pounder

When you apply copious amounts of peanut-butter on your cock. Then you spread it with your partner by receiving a handy. Once spread, they lick all their fingers and give a blowjob. Flexible enough: you can help by doing it yourself and for them to save their energy for the next phase. If you have jelly lying around--preferably moldy and sitting out on your counter--you can create a PB & J Pounder. Not necessary, however. For your last step, any position and any type of buttfucking is viable. YOU MUST NOT LOSE THE PEANUT-BUTTER, IT IS NECESSARY.

"Ron just gave me the best peanut-butter pounder last night. Probably the best smoothie I have ever had."

or

"Julie, instead of making out with me, I can give you a peanut-butter pounder?"

"What is that?"

"A sandwich of sorts."

by PB Connoisseur November 25, 2023