Penis Shit 

a description of something that is useless, boring or of no value

My wife wanted to go on a yoga retreat. i told the lads and they all agreed it was a penis shit idea

Penis Shit by The real Frank Spencer May 8, 2022

Penis farte 

The act of farting out of your penis and it bleeds

You: did you penis farte last night?
Me: Yes

Penis farte by Hanime gg May 8, 2022

penis pal 

penis pal is ur penis pal

"hi penis pal!" "hi penis pal"

penis pal by fagurmom May 13, 2022

Penis Mouse 

A slang term for Mickey Mouse, because Mickey means penis

Hey, Mickey Mouse should be called Penis mouse.

Penis Mouse by Garamararambraramanmararaman May 15, 2022

Penis privilege 

Darwin and Gumball watterson held a council meeting determing that your actions have caused you to lose your penis privilege. They now commence the celebratory cutting of the penis.

The council has deemed that you lost your penis privilege. Your cut date is in 2 moons.

Penis privilege by Mike_73 May 23, 2022

Penis bruh 

When you shit on someone when they are drunk

John took a penis bruh on brad

Penis bruh by Emeraldking5339 May 29, 2022

penis absenthia 

1.) Lack of Penis
2.) Cranky because of lack of dick
3.) Emotional because lack of long dick
4.) Period type symptoms because lack of intercourse involving a penis or dildo

Girl 1: OMG Nikki, im so angry and tired and just so emotional since my boo left me.

Girl 2: Aww Shay, its no big deal you're just suffering from penis absenthia

penis absenthia by anonymous June 2, 2022