Fishing in Church

A combination of the "fish hook" and the "cathedral."

10 shots later, we were fishing in church.

by Paul & Nate December 18, 2007

gummy fish

A fish that eats gummy bears. They often swim into your face repeatedly if you are scuba diving

"Hey dude why is your face pink?"
"A gummy fish saw me"
"I'm sorry dude I'll pray for your face."
"Thanks you silly grass

by Silly grass November 15, 2014

Penis Fish

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.

Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*

by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020

snatch fished

When a woman promises more interesting sexual practices in the future after a certain date (ie. Marriage, engagement, etc) but then goes back on those promises.

Bob got snatch fished by Karen when she told him she'd only do doggy style after they got married. Turns out she's a missionary only girl.

by Pursenuggets April 5, 2023

Erotic Fish

1) Agressively licking a fish to turn your partner on
2) Seafood smothered in cum

Would you like an Erotic Fish, sir?

by H4XOR13 September 25, 2021

Fish

A person who’s sole purpose in life is to donate his/her’s money at the poker table, other than that they’re worthless human beings because they are bad at playing a card game.

Wow that guy just went all in with complete garbage and got lucky…what a fish!

by Jokerizbadass January 30, 2022

Handy Fish

The same thing as a catfish, although this person will give you a handjob or handy even though they aren't who they say they are.

"Hey man, did that chick turn out to be a catfish?"
"At first yeah, but she turned out to be a handy fish so at least I got a handjob out of it."

by Scarpal May 18, 2014