beer fucked

Experiencing the effects of drinking significant quantities of alcohol.

I told Arnold that I would be right over to his place, but I was so beer fucked that I couldn't put my pants on.

by zwibble de jah jah June 27, 2006

Fuck Dork

Term reserved mostly for gay, adopted, pastry delivery drivers who have women's names, bikini briefs and chronic plumber's crack,

Your parents gave you up because you are a pastry delivery driving, woman's name having, bikini brief wearing plumber's crack haver you fuck dork!

by Kung Fu Jimmy April 25, 2009

here to fuck

its a term of expression to signify that you are here and you mean business. Granted it can also mean that you are there to fornicate to but in the intended sense its suppose to mean you have a agenda, your there to play ball, your very serious and mean business

guy 1: Man Don was really serious today, is he normally that serious?

guy 2: Naw man , Dons typically not that serious, but today he was sure there to fuck.
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*while robbing someone*

Thief: Im here to fuck, give me your purse!
Victim: oh no! thats the sixth purse this week, gotta move outta detroit.

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*In the most literal of senses*

Boyfriend: Im here to fuck!
Girlfriend: oh i love it when you take the initiative!

by the Legion of Doom March 22, 2011

Fucking Nick

1) A phrase people shout at Nick when pissed off or otherwise annoyed.

2) A fun activity.

Guy 1: "Where the hell is fucking Nick dude?"

Guy 2: "It's saturday man, remember? He always get shit-faced and laid these nights."

Guy 1: "Fucking Nick, he needs to just get a life already."

by DerpHead64 April 12, 2017

knuckle fucking

Another term for beating off.

"Hey did James pull that girl last night"
"No he just stayed at home knuckle fucking all night"

by Trevor Pike February 19, 2006

friendzy fuck

a wild and out of control sexual experience involving more than two people. Traditionally 2 or more males on one female. Also known as a gang bang, but in more of a frantic manner in the action of a friendzy. People who are not engaging in sex at the time, however are in the same room, are doing something of action (shooting pool, playing beer pong, boxing, wrestling, playing darts).

Me, Jim, Kyle, Bill, Todd and Mike friendzy fucked Cait.

by Smee487 July 18, 2010

Fuck boy

Someone who uses someone to get what they want like pictures and sex.

They like to make you think that they like you When really they are just a fuck bou

Molly: hey tyanna is that Eden?
Tyanna: yeah why?
Molly: do you still like him?
Tyanna: no, i dont anymore he is just a fuck boy. He used me

by Crazysnail January 20, 2016