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New York Giants

A atrocious team who blew a 31-10 lead with 7:45 left in the 4th quarter to give the NFC East title to the Eagles and can't even anticipate an onside kick
New York Giants fan: DeSean Jackson coming to return, he's going to fumble, and oh no.

Eagles fan: Oh My God!! They did it!!!

Giants fan: crying and walking away
by phijack April 26, 2011
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new york minute

time it takes for derek jeter to suck off joe torree while A-Rod jack's off in the corner
steinbrunner..."Hey bernie they done down there?"...
bernie..."Yep"
steinbrunner..."Damn...that wat i call a new york minute"
by Janick May 8, 2006
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New Jersey Turnpike

Refers to a very nasty skank who looks good up top, but whose personal hygiene is lacking down below. Usually starts at the belly button, which emits an unpleasant odor (warning!) that continues through the vaginal and anal region. Often accompanied by a creamy, fishy goo emanating from the pooner with skid marks and various items hanging off their butt hair (which may be dreded). I.e.: they get nastier, stankier, and completely foul the farther down you travel. Similar to the NJ Turnpike.
Dude1: "I was going down on that chick I hooked up with at the bar last night, but it got so foul I had to turn around and go home."

Dude2: "Aw, nasty dude. She got that New Jersey Turnpike stank!"
by Bubba Fly March 11, 2007
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upstate new york

i'm from beekman new york, its about 10 miles from the shithole known as poughkeepsie. i go to a school where all the black kids act ghetto and say "whatup nigga" but live in 700,000 dollar houses. upstate is boring and is where most of the criminal activity in the state goes down. if you ever come to dutchess county stay away from poughkeepsie not because its dangerous
( except in the section 8 project developments, which strangly make up the whole city), because the hookers on main street and washington boulevard suck dick like retarded todlers. just a heads up.
kid from beekman: i'm from beekman, where are you from b'otch.

kid from po-town: i'm from poughkeepsie, word nugga that shyte's mad gangsta....wuuut

kid from beekman: thats it, i'm getting the mafia
by guess November 4, 2004
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New Age Feminist

A woman who fights against the discrimination women face in the workplace and other facets of society. This woman is educated, confident, and wants to help other women break free from the meek, polite, and apologetic tendencies they have been taught by society.

Unlike the old notion of feminism, the new age feminist does not demand to be treated the same way as a man. She demands that the differences between men and women are recognized, understood, and accommodated for.

This woman is not completely career-minded. She may have children or someday want children. A new age feminist knows there is great joy in both a career and a family. And she is entitled to both.

Special treatment is NOT what the new age feminist is looking for. She is looking for respect in the work place when she deserves it.

This woman is a HUGE advocate for the proper and respectable treatment of women who become pregnant, take maternity leave, and wish to continue nursing when returning to work. She believes we need to fight for the women who have their promotions and job security threatened by employers because a woman may become pregnant.

She also believes in marriage. BUT, a husband should not be depended on. A woman needs to be confident, independent and educated, regardless of whether she plans to launch into a career or stay home to raise her children. A woman should not just marry someone and expect to be "Taken care of".
New age feminist vs. the old Feminist:Oprah vs. Martha Stewart
-While both are powerful, accomplished women, one is known to be more of a jerk than the other. Oprah lives an example that a woman can make it to the top, be confident and respected, but still be kind to others and maintain her womanhood while she is doing it. Martha Stewart has many not so nice things said about her. Both got to the top. Both did it differently.

If men were the ones having babies from the beginning of time, there would be comfortable maternity leave accommodations and benefits. But since women are the ones "newer" to the work force the last hundred years, accommodations have not been made across the nation.

Laws that encourage mothers to continue nursing through the first year are glorious victories in the work place. More state labor departments need to work to get these accommodations. Setting aside a private room for pumping during the day encourages nursing. Science proves that babies who are breast-fed tend to become sick less often. This is a BENEFIT to employers who are supplying insurance benefits to the family. Healthier babies= less insurance used and less sick days taken by employees.

Women give birth. There is no way around it. Without it, society stops. Women should not be punished for being women.

Women should not worry if they will lose their job or forfeit a promotion if they take a maternity leave.
by Working moma June 9, 2011
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new york giants

The worst team in football history. They havent won a friggin superbowl in like 50 years. They also suck if you use them on NFL 2k5. Those losers they suck!
the new york giants are the worst team ever to hit the face of the earth.
by mark May 13, 2005
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New York City

1 A city in america which is believed to be trashy, and filled with rude people, but is actually quite beautiful.
2 A city in America that was not great enough to get the 2012 summer olympics.
3 A word people from NYC look up to vote on the definitions that make there city look good.
Jane: New York is a very beautiful city. Someday I want to go there.
Jack: No, don't! If it can't get the 2012 olympics, it's not worth visiting.

New York: I think this definition is not honouring our city enough.. thumbs dooown!
by Prostate August 18, 2005
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