i was gonna go to the movies, but being the pragma-pissed that i am, decided to get hammered at home and watch tv instead
by rishierish October 7, 2013

A phrase used to describe the nuances of male urination. This includes complications such as the stream going 45⁰ away from the main trajectory as well as choosing the right urinal etc.
by anonymous August 12, 2024

Made by the revolutionary creamers friend group that had an unfortunate disbandment. Piss cum quite literally translates to ‘its calm’ because it sounds like that.. kinda
by fej fej fej fej fej April 19, 2025

by #1toohottie November 30, 2017

When you have someone over to impress, so you piss on the brown stain in your toilet to get rid of it before they see it.
by ZeusSeesAll521 November 14, 2022

by Swizzle d October 14, 2023
