shitting point

The point at which the workload of a system causes performance to degrade exponentially. The system's output cannot match its input, and thus either long wait times or catastrophic failure occurs. Most often seen with computer systems.

It's probably going to take months for this definition to get approved because the ratio of submissions to moderators at Urban Dictionary has reached the shitting point.

by Idle.Idol August 27, 2013

shit rover

Someone who will not take a shit on the floor in which they work, so they will visit other floors within the building to take a shit at work

Person doesn't want to take a shit on the same floor as his colleagues so they will go down a floor, or 2 to use the bathroom there when they need to take a shit at work.

Just caught a shit Rover in the Bathroom

by Moss_c September 10, 2013

Shit and Shower

When one takes a dump and doesn't bother with TP as they have to shower anyway.

John: hey bro I'm gonna take an Shit and Shower

Sam : Kk don't forget to rinse the shower

by FelonLady September 11, 2013

Jello Shits

The result of eating too much jello in a short period of time.

"I went to a party last night and ate so much jello that I have the jello shits."

by abushby October 9, 2013

dusty shit

something that is very awesome most commonly used when referring to weed

person 1 : try some of this dude

person 2: dat some dusty shit that

person 1 : sweet

by DUSTY May 8, 2012

shit pan

Kitchen jargon: The receptacle used to filter dirty grease out of a commercial deep fryer. Or any food waste receptacle connected to a piece of cooking equipment, such as the grease tray on a George Forman grill

"Before you punch out for the day I need you to change the shit pan."

by num1shinfan July 31, 2012

Shit Stiffy

When an individual has to shit very badly and goes in his pants. What other people see is a reverse boner made of shit protruding from your back pocket.

My Shit Stiffy stunk like a mother.

by Hobo from Hell August 3, 2012