pissed as balls

State of being abnormally or excessivally angry; Furious; Irate

That guy just shit on my windshield, I am pissed as balls!

by Ichabelle March 13, 2007

take your balls out of your purse

When a man needs to grow a pair to complete a conquest of epic proportions.

"I don't know if I can ask her out. She might say no"
"You need to TAKE YOUR BALLS OUT OF YOUR PURSE"

by skgnskg September 2, 2013

shit balls

slang for son of a bitch!

walked into the office and stubbed your toe on the desk "Shit Balls!!"

by i am tina August 21, 2011

Nip It In The Balls

To effectively and extremely painfully put an end to a problem before it grows worse.

Sam "Hey I heard you got stacy pregnant."

Tim "Oh that issue I had to Nip It In The Balls by pushing her down a flight of stairs"

Sam "Is she Ok?"

Tim "Not at all Sam, Not at all"

by HarryBalzonya March 28, 2011

Cum balls

When you run on the treadmill and you cum. Your legs moving will make the cum turn into little balls. This only works for felmales.

Dang, homie.
I be runnin on the treadmill, and I found all these little cum balls all up in my panties! do you believe that shit?!

by DaniBrittany May 21, 2006

soggy balls

balls that have been exposed to large amounts of rain over a long period of time

courtney has lived in seattle all her life, she has soggy balls.

by b tyson April 4, 2008

Donkey Balls

One who's testicles are abnormally larger than others. Balls the size of a Donkies. Usually the carry of these monstrasaties trades penis size for testicle size(By birth not by choice of course)

Comparable to E-Dollaz, everyone else's nutz looked like marbles when matched to his Donkey Balls

by Robert Barker August 28, 2003