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Urban Dictionary

Meant to be a user-based dictionary for words and meanings but was instead used for mindless bullshit, such as inaccurate sexual comedy by mindless idiotic virgins under the age of 13 on there tablet they got for Christmas. These mindless beings also believe they can be as dumb and vulgar as they want because there mom got rid of there parental control.

This may not only be kids but grown men who spend their time on discord all day filming youtube videos who get a span of 10k or above while grooming various children at once!
"Hmm, I'm gonna look up my name on the Urban Dictionary!"

"I wouldn't do that if I were you dude, they said I have 12 incher and was a god of sex ."

"As if that wasn't a reason for me to go on there more now!"
by I can't look at September 17, 2022
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Urban Dictionary

A site where most words are apparently the name for some bizarre sexual act that nobody would actually do in real life.
Urban Dictionary more like Urban Dicktionary hAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA I HATE MY LIFE
by Inquisitive Walnut March 4, 2020
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Urban dictionary

A wasteland of 20 and 30 year olds sharing fucking garbage jokes and memes
by Manfromthe90s July 17, 2018
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Urban Dictionary Team

Surprisingly Actaully really nice people.

Fixed a bug that I sent them a complaint about.
The urban dictionary team rejected my definition.

The urban dictionary team fixed a bug I complained about.
by kieralovedanny December 3, 2024
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Urban Dictionary

An online dictionary where horny 14 year olds look at random words with weird meanings like Giorno Giovanna being a sex act..Literally phub but words and gifs.A disease.Literally its sole purpose is to give random people orgasms.
me:*goes on urban dictionary
urban dictionary:*first word is porn
me:*searches the word ''help''
urban dictionary:The act of screwing a girl to help her cope from being away from home
me:*searches the word ''cookie''
urban dictionary:a woman's pussy
me:*searches the word ''disease''
urban dictionary:A disease is you getting an orgasm at reading every one of our definitions
me:of course urban dictionary,might as well watch phub instead of reading these.
*no i dont watch phub
by 九条定文 August 3, 2021
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Urban dictionary

A place were every definition involves something sexually or dirty
Friend : what does DM mean

Me: looks it up on urban dictionary
Friend: looks over my sholder
Definition: dick me
Me: hmm I always thought it mean direct message
by Angel. L April 26, 2020
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Urban Dictionary

A site that every middle-aged person used at least once to search up a definition.
by The Turkish Dude April 14, 2021
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