Right Around on Red

Utilizing the center or even leftmost lane to execute a right on red when the rightmost lane is occupied by a driver intending on going straight (or too timid to execute a legal right on red.)

Mike - "Look at that moron in the right lane. Two perfectly open lanes to choose from and he is camping out in our way."

Me - "No problemo Mike, I'll just use this here center land and go right around him - the Right Around on Red."

Mike - "You are Batman."

by therealbluejuice April 7, 2011

red leather couch

Worn out pounded red pussy

When to go down on this chick and all I can see is that worn out red leather couch looking at

by Haha Gotem January 17, 2016

eating the red berries

Eating the red berries is showing somebody that it's safe to do something.

This phrase derived from how a monkey won't eat the red berries unless they see another monkey eat them.

When somebody is being forced to do something and don't want to do it, eating the red berries would be doing the thing for them then telling them it's safe to do.

Child: No! I don't want to eat asparagus!
Mother: You have to eat them! They are healthy!
Child: They look gross!
Mother: Father, help me out here!
Father: Fine, I guess I'll be eating the red berries.
(Father eats some asparagus)
Father: See? It's healthy. Not the tastiest thing on the planet, but it's tasty enough to eat.
(Child eats some asparagus)
Child: Oh hey, it's not that bad!

by mr_onomatopoeia September 19, 2022

red wizard hat

Something impossible to find on the internet.

"Lets go buy a red wizard hat."
"Nah, it doesn't exist."

by ThePeoplesWebsite January 9, 2019

Big red Pole

A red plastic tube used for Threatening co-workers. ALso, see Shortshword.

Mark W: "Don't make me come over there with my Big Red Pole."

by Jason December 2, 2004

red viper of dorn

A name given to Pedro Pascal's penis, representing his exclusive taste in women menstruating.

The Red Viper of Dorn is coming to bite me.

by McDoubleMuff June 12, 2014

Why are firetrucks red?

Because there are 4 wheels and 8 people on a firetuck and 4+8 = 12, and ther is 12 inches in a foot and 1 foot is a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and also a ship and the ship sails the seas and in the sea is fish and fish have fins ad the fins fought the russians, and the russians are red and frietrucks are always 'russian' around.

Have you seen the 'why are firetrucks red?' copypasta?

by LemonSqueezy420 April 22, 2020