dong juice 

Ejaculate which does not contain mature sperm.

My 13 year old son couldn't have gotten her pregnant! He was just shootin dong juice!

dong juice by scbdd9015 December 23, 2013

penie juice 

the juice that comes out of a mans "elephant trunk" ;)

"What's this all over my sheets? Toothpaste?"
"Just my penie juice, don't worry."

penie juice by jjfox March 6, 2014

prostate juice 

The male equivalent to grool, the thick white goo that some men produce during prostate stimulation. Looks like semen but thicker.

After I fisted him, I thought my hand was covered in poop, but when I looked, it was just prostate juice!

prostate juice by bananaslugpoptart May 22, 2017

Pussy juice 

Men call it water so they can have a secret word to say

Mark:did you get that nice “water” last night hehe

Jeff: yeah I got that pussy juice

Pussy juice by Lemmmmmesmash please March 14, 2018

anus-juice-douchebag (AJD) 

Anus-juice-douchebag - the absolute lowest semblance of a bottom feeding human being. AJD. A living person who is a tall thin rubber bag that contains so much anal-juice that there is no room for a brain.

Since Trump, lacks any trace of a moral compass, that makes him the first anus-juice-douchebag (AJD) to be US president.

anus-juice-douchebag (AJD) by Arnold Haffers May 24, 2018

Cat juice

Cat semen.

I would love a nice, refreshing glass of cat juice!!!

Cat juice by Cockmonk 46 May 25, 2018

Nut Juice 

The proper and healthier alternative for "Almond Milk"

Tyrone: Its called almond milk cause no one can say nut juice with a straight face
Daniel Day Lewis: Nut Juice*says nut juice with the most straight and serious face*
Tyrone: *Chugs Nut Juice*
Daniel Day Lewis: *Chugs In Unison*

Nut Juice by stale cheerio June 13, 2018