southern water

Beer.

person 1: this gumbo is gonna taste like shit

person 2: boy you just need to add some SOUTHERN WATER to it and it'll taste fine

southern water by comfortedreality May 4, 2023

Albino Water Fountain 

When you blow your load into your partners mouth, and they they spit it back into yours, like a water fountain.

Ashley tried to albino water fountain me last night. She got caught with a mean right hook

Albino Water Fountain by embasin May 10, 2023

Otter Water 

Large amount of pre-cum, or the act of producing

That THOT made my Otter Water

Otter Water by Goodfellow22 May 19, 2023

Sparkling water 

Tastes like TV static. Absolute shit.

I saw someone on the road starving so I gave him sparkling water and said - “Andrew Tate will be pleased”.

Sparkling water by Ligament May 25, 2023

HOLY Water SEX MOVE 

When you ejaculate into your hand and flick it on her forehead to cleanse her sins

The priest Needed to "Holy water sex move" her to exorcise the devil

HOLY Water SEX MOVE by CumCommunity69 June 1, 2023

Vegan Water 

Putting tofu in plain clear water with lemon as garnish

Mike: I’m vegan. Do you have any vegan water?
Me: “gives interested face.”

Vegan Water by doodHigh June 2, 2023

questionable water 

Refers specifically to drops of water that form under awnings, signage, building faces, window edges, and generally any object that is above you while you are outdoors. The water is regarded as unsafe because of chemicals, oils, poisonous substances, sewage or other contaminants, do not use the water for drinking.

Jason is walking along the sidewalk and comes to a stop at the crosswalk. He is standing below a McDonalds sign attached to the side of a building. A drop of water detaches from the bottom of the McDonalds sign and lands on Jason's forehead. He steps back and squeels.

Jason: Ahh! I got questionable water on my face!

questionable water by blue_doobie June 9, 2023