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grinding the rolls

dude last night i saw this girl at the club and i grinded with her until i realized i was grinding the rolls
by chusseyisabro February 20, 2012
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Skinny Rolls

Someone who has a fat stomach but skinny body. Usually extremely annoying people.
Susie: “do you know avery anal?”
Batman: “you mean skinny rolls?”
by Jane Gunderson January 12, 2022
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Yeast roll

A funny joke about fat girls and yeast infections.
Me:”Aye, what do you call a fat girl with a yeast infection?”
Homie:”What?”
Me:”A yeast roll!!!”
by yrc.colt February 9, 2021
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Boomer Roll

Expensive toilet paper that can only be purchased by the most affluent in society.
Husband: The bog roll at your parent’s house is so soft and luxurious, it feels like I’m wiping my arse with a kitten.

Wife: Yeah. They only buy Boomer Roll.
by Smell the Glove April 2, 2024
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The Funny Roll

The funny roll is a practical joke enacted at wakes and funerals (hence the name). To perform a funny roll, one must tip over the casket in a way that leaves one’s dearly beloved’s corpse rolling down the aisle. Don’t worry, it’s a funny roll, everyone will laugh!
“Look mom!! Grandma’s doing the funny roll!”

“This ungrateful bitch never supported my stand up career while she was alive. Time to show everyone just how hilarious I am. Time for the funny roll.”
by dannyjerks December 14, 2020
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