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Pissing kittens

My girlfriend was pissing kittens when she found out I was cheating on her with her Mom.
by Sleepover Gang Party January 27, 2023
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Piss

"Talking about piss is kinda making me thirsty."
by Anonymous-Bitch69 April 5, 2021
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Taped Up and Pissed Out

The situation you might in end up in after you have a vasectomy. Dick taped to your stomach and piss all over yourself.
After his vasectomy Mike realized his dick was taped up and pissed out. His nurse was hot so he was embrassed.
by El5enor August 6, 2018
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Piss bitch

A name for someone who pees on the toilet seat and refuses to clean it up.
"Hey, Piss bitch pissed on the toilet seat again and his mommy had to clean it up!"
by AprilShowers420 April 8, 2023
mugGet the Piss bitchmug.

fire piss

terrible fucking discord server

the invite code is uPF5XR2DFf
Hey man did you join fire piss?
No
by qnce May 14, 2021
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Piss

golden liquid that can come out of your... uuh... thingy... and is edible but not recommended but there are things that make it safe to drink. and should be flushed down the toilet
Me: yo, dude i gotta piss
Person: k bathrooms upstairs to the right
by EddieBready July 28, 2020
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Cow Piss

How some foreigners misheard the Romanized name of the popular Japanese drink Calpis which is Karupisu, A soda made from milk.
Steve: Hey Joe, Do you have any drink that we can have for our pajama party
Joe: How about some Cow Piss?
Steve: What's a Cow Piss?
Joe: A Soda that is made from milk and is similar to a bottle of Ice Cold Vanilla Coca-Cola but looks more like a yogurt drink
by ThatCrazyBoiLovesMemes January 26, 2021
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