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I feel like a god

Feeling like the god of life and death, deciding if someone lives or dies. or just if you wanna kill someone
by Orphanmicrowaver April 30, 2021
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she shake it like jelly

when yo butty shake like jelly, duh
what icespice said in her song called deli
She a baddie, she showin’ her panty
She shake it like jelly
Hunnit bands in Chanely
But I’m still shakin’ a*s in the deli
by Anoyeb July 22, 2023
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lie there like a dead fish

When a person has sex with someone and they lie there and expect them to do everything to them and they do nothing in return. It usually means they are selfish and want nothing more than to get off. They are the kind of people that just want to use people for their own personal gain.
"Are you going to just lie there like a dead fish?"

"I have only thirty minutes, make it snappy!"
by dudelistico2012 August 19, 2011
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tax that ass like woah

This phrase can be broken up into two parts. "Tax That Ass" is to have sex with a female in a manner that depletes the energy of the female; in a sense, "taxing" her stamina. The second part, "Like Woah," emphasizes the taxing of the ass.
1) That bitch desires my penis, I'm about to tax that ass like woah!
by Markobrad October 18, 2006
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Beat off Like a Monkey

To masturbate with one hand while slowly defectating in your other hand. Then when experiencing climax you cum and fling the feces as hard as you can simultaneously.
"Dude whats that stain on the wall?"

"I Beat off Like a Monkey the other day."

"Haha sick!"
by sjp092 February 16, 2010
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Like watching snails fuck

When you're watching something thats so slow and boring, it's the equivalent of having to watch snails fuck.
I had to wait in line behind this old lady who paid for her groceries in pennies, I swear it was like watching snails fuck!
by potwo84 January 25, 2011
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Purple like lelouch's eyes

The most perfect eyes you will ever gaze into the best of best colors the color of purple like Lelouch's eyes.
Fangirls: Oh my god did you guys see that! it was purple like Lelouch's eyes
by HigeViBritannia August 25, 2010
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