Locker Insurance

Insurance Seniors sell to freshman to "Insure" they won't get shoved in their lockers

"What does Locker Insurance do?"
"Here I'll show you!"

by sjp092 November 19, 2009

Beat off Like a Monkey

To masturbate with one hand while slowly defectating in your other hand. Then when experiencing climax you cum and fling the feces as hard as you can simultaneously.

"Dude whats that stain on the wall?"

"I Beat off Like a Monkey the other day."

"Haha sick!"

by sjp092 February 16, 2010