Definitions by sjp092

Beat off Like a Monkey 

To masturbate with one hand while slowly defectating in your other hand. Then when experiencing climax you cum and fling the feces as hard as you can simultaneously.

"Dude whats that stain on the wall?"

"I Beat off Like a Monkey the other day."

"Haha sick!"

Beat off Like a Monkey by sjp092 February 16, 2010

Locker Insurance 

Insurance Seniors sell to freshman to "Insure" they won't get shoved in their lockers

"What does Locker Insurance do?"
"Here I'll show you!"

Locker Insurance by sjp092 November 19, 2009