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Jack-and-the-beanstalked 

The subject must be at least 6 foot tall for this term to be used. It occurs when one male of at least 6 feet in height is dancing typical Caucasian moves with a newly acquainted female counterpart, and then an even taller male rudely jumps in between the two with spastic, over-the-top "Night At The Roxbury" moves resulting in the aforementioned male being cast aside to either the left or right of the female wondering what the fuck just happened.

This happened to me last night at a dance club and I immediately coined the phrase due to my sharp wit and ability to straight clown someone that cockblocks me.
"Dude last night I was doing The Watusi with this chica, and outta nowhere this lanky cracker 'Jack-and-the-beanstalked' me."
Related Words
beans Beaner beanie bean dip beano Beanbag bean head beaned beanis beaning

It's all beans and sausage 

Hey dude, how you doin.

it's all beans and sausage

t'row the beans 

t'row = throw
Throw the beans = throwing one's balls towards an orafice
Basically it means you're trying to stick it in someone
That Jessica girl's so skanky, she'll let anyone t'row the beans at her.
Past tense: Jessica came over looking for her keys, so I t'rew the beans at her.

Oops I spilled my beans! 

When you accidentally let something you didn't want others to know slip out in a convo.
The government thought "oops I spilled my beans!" When they let the movie Santa vs the Martians be released.

American bell beaner

Americans, regardless of race or skin color, that over eat at Taco Bell a lot. A Taco Bell fanatic.
We American love Taco Bell. I guess you could say, the USA is a American bell beaner nation.

I love Taco Bell, I'm a American bell beaner.

I could eat at Taco Bell for all my meals, I'm a bell beaner for sure

Joey and jake are bell beaners because they practically go to Taco Bell for lunch everyday.

American bell beaner

Americans, regardless of race or skin color, that over eat at Taco Bell a lot. A Taco Bell fanatic.
We American love Taco Bell. I guess you could say, the USA is a American bell beaner nation.

I love Taco Bell, I'm a American bell beaner.

I could eat at Taco Bell for all my meals, I'm a bell beaner for sure

Joey and jake are bell beaners because they practically go to Taco Bell for lunch everyday.