The Butter Dilemma

The issue when you butter one piece of toast and the butter melts but when you proceed to the second piece it has cooled leaving you with a brick of butter

Tommy was sad due to the butter dilemma, now this will haunt him all day

by Switch Mane September 21, 2020

peanut buttery peanut butter

it's gross

groooooosssss is peanut buttery peanut butter

by yayayayayayay!!! February 2, 2023

butter dog

dog with da butter on it

person 1: yo what da dog doin
person 2:butter dog, dog with da butter on it

by grand butter dog 7 September 20, 2021

Peanut butter licker

The type of person to lick the peanut butter straight outta the jar like a dog

Man alfred is such a peanut butter licker

by plggyua1 May 5, 2024

Peanut Butter Smack

While having anal sex in the doggy style position the man suddenly stops and yells “Hey!” As the receiving partner looks back to see what is going on the male partner smacks them in the face with peanut butter and resumes intercourse.

Dan: “Did you have fun last night? “

Crystal: “Yeah it was great, but I wasn’t expecting a peanut butter smack”

by RX1D August 15, 2021

butter-pokerface

Someone who looks like and has a similar physique as Lady Gaga.

That chick was pretty hot except for her enormous schnoz and ridiculous clothes. Oh, and she had a dick, too. She was such a butter-pokerface.

by PhilthyZ February 3, 2010

suck and butter

Suck and Butter

something girls say when they’ve given someone a blowjob or want to give someone one. If they say they’ve sucked and buttered that means they’ve already done it. The buttered part means it’s all lubed up just like butter

Kayla: i gave john a good suck and butter last night

Maddie: he’s easy to butter up

by tar 🐝 March 3, 2021