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guns don’t kill people, lag does

A play on “guns don’t kill people, people kill people”, but in response to the growing number of school shootings being blamed on first- and third-person shooters.
Coined by the Act Man, “guns don’t kill people, lag does”, shows the irony of the situation we’re in, Luddites meeting up and talking about Grand Theft Auto.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
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The David Problem

A situation that arises during software development in which one developers build works perfectly (we call this the David build) whilst all other builds are completely fucked.
Dev 1: "Oh man, why isn't this building!!"
Dev 2: "What do you mean? It's building fine for me and we are running the same version.. ?"
Dev 1: "Why must you constantly create the David Problem..."
by Miss David January 27, 2022
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The idk people

Unknown individuals who work in collaboration with the North Pole operation. They deliver gifts in non traditional ways. They are no relation to elf's but help the over all process of distributing gifts. Not much other information is available on these people hence their name. They have been known to deliver gift even after christmas up until the new year.
Wow, i just got a new gift from “the idk peoplethis is awesome!
by Theidks January 3, 2022
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only to the people that understand sports

This sentence is used by many weird people but don’t take it offensively because what this really means the opposite and it means Kaleo has the biggest cock in the multiverse
Not talking to you guys. only to the people that understand sports.
by Mike hawk aka Kaleo March 10, 2022
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amazing idea to flip people off

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"Man, This is a totally amazing idea to flip people off! To the haters!
by notaguyontheinternet March 16, 2022
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throw short people day

on March 25th, you throw the shortest person in your area at 1:18pm
I threw Angie 50ft on throw short people day
by Mrdabman March 25, 2022
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Go through people quick

You tend to go for people fancy them quick not hold back and catch feelings immediately then move on and do the same with the next man
Wow you go through people quick fam

Go through people quick
by Rahraa April 1, 2022
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