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chocolate wookiee

Whilst straddling your parter's chest, proceed to dump upon it. Take said dookie and roll it underneath the bed, or nearby radiator, until covered in hair and dust, thus creating 'The Wookiee Effect'. Fill your hand with the end result and slap your partner in the face while saying, 'Yuk it up, Fuzzball'. They should respond with, 'Easy, Chewie' or 'Wookiee Howl'. If the response differs, they don't understand you. You should explore other options.
As Matt sat down to a Sunday morning brunch, riddled with cancer, he thought, "Man, i could go for a chocolate wookiee."
by FussyBritches February 16, 2017
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Chocolate Anchor

A metaphor for describing what is inside a severely constipated individual who has not had a bowel movement in at least five days. A malady frequently associated with fussy or fastidious individuals when they travel.
I have not gone number 2 in a week and I feel like I am hauling around a chocolate anchor.
by MarriedtoMILF February 7, 2021
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Chocolate Lincoln

When you shove a roll of pennies up your ass and then shit them out.
The chocolate Lincoln was slowly coming out.
by Lincolns Logs November 9, 2023
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chocolate therapist

Absolutely stellar ice cream flavor and/or nickname for your significant who is a POC and just so happens to be a therapist.
Ex 1: the sun is out, the birds are chirping, and i got a pint of that chocolate therapist. Life is great
Ex 2: god i can’t wait to go home and see my chocolate therapist.
by Brotha Sig September 20, 2025
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Chocolate

Yo I got some chocolate
My favourite flavour of ice cream is Chocolate
by The Pasta Man October 24, 2020
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Chocolate Reindeer

When a guy, possibly drunk and dressed as Santa, gives his partner one up the arse from behind, whilst grabbing her hair ( preferably pigtailed for full giddy up effect ) and saying Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas!
Boast; The missus was so pissed last night, she let me ride the Chocolate Reindeer!
by Used_Fuzzbox December 18, 2013
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Chocolate skid mark

When your asscrack itches for any number of reasons, and you have to itch it through your pants, thus leaving a small shitstain on your underwear.
“Man, my ass was itchin this morning from last night’s Mexican food. Left a chocolate skid mark because i was in a meeting and couldn’t hit the bathroom!”
by ShrinkDoc August 22, 2019
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