Just like in real life

A sarcastic statement to express the absurdity or irony of a situation

Jump off the cliff and respawn, and it'll put you where you need to go. Just like in real life

by Onandonandomnom October 30, 2018

Shit life syndrome (SLS)

Shit life syndrome (SLS) is a phrase used by physicians in the United Kingdom and the United States for the effect that a variety of poverty or abuse-induced disorders can have on patients.

(Wikipedia)

Alice: "I can't do that, you know... Because of money-experience circle..."
Bob: "The term you look for is probably Shit life syndrome (SLS), no? Take a peek..."
Alice: "Hm, I see... That fits. Shit life syndrome (SLS) can explain it ALL! Thanks; TIL!"
Bob: "Gladly."

by dame_dane July 27, 2022

Ok this is my life now

When someone or an animal just gives up and accepts their circumstances

Guy: falls into hole
Same guy: ok this is my life now

by ObjectingFurry January 14, 2020

Wife from another Life

Someone who envisions themselves with you but in this reality it would NEVER work, for practical reasons perhaps...

'' Eurgh, he was sooo hitting on me. I am his wife from another life''

by Dr Megge January 18, 2017

EMP your life support

EMP a electromagnetic pulse disables electrical systems by spreading particles in the air such as electrons etc

EMP life support means disabling life support on someone therefore killing them

EMP your life support

EMP your nanna's life support
i wish i could EMP the people in that hospital
-- feel free to make your own quotes aswell ;) --

by annonymous 1223 XD June 17, 2016

biggest hit of your life

When you hit that good good so hard, a little bit of pee comes out. You don't feel it immediately because you're sitting down, but when you stand up that shit hits you so hard you fall and hit your head straight on the counter and shart. Common side effects are hillusinations, munchies, and loss of consciousness.

If you take the biggest hit of your life, you will most likely wake up in the morning with shit in your pants and no recollection of the previous night.

by His_Dudelyness June 2, 2015

Real Life Jim and Pam

Your friend and their girlfriend who would be the cutest married couple, and couple goals! You can just picture them getting married! They remind you of Jim and Pam from the show “The Office”.

Example:

Friend: Andrew, you and Aislin are a real life Jim and Pam! Get married!

Andrew: We’ll see ;)

Friend: Andrew, you and Aislin are a real life Jim and Pam! Get married!

Andrew: We’ll see ;)

by RiceAndRecordStores August 29, 2018