Girl 1: Did you see the size of his cock? That was like 10 inches
Girl 2: yeah he was diagnosed with Horse Dick Syndrome.
Girl 2: yeah he was diagnosed with Horse Dick Syndrome.
by Bloodkomodo November 24, 2015
Get the horse dick syndromemug. One person habitually dominating another, much like Player 1 in a multiplayer game. Usually stems from too much time in a socially-stressful environment.
Can only be treated by a punch in the face from a close friend.
Can only be treated by a punch in the face from a close friend.
Guy: *grabs the remote* we're watching this now!
Girl: ugh your Player 1-syndrome is resurfacing again!
Girl: ugh your Player 1-syndrome is resurfacing again!
by BadWolfFile July 28, 2010
Get the Player 1-syndromemug. A person who thinks that people want, or need to hear what they have to say, or what they think about any situation whether it directly involves, or has nothing to do with them at all. The majority of the time what they have to say is in fact ignorant bullshit, and the world would have been a better place if this person had not opened their mouth at all.
Kanye West Syndrome example 1:
The 'rapper' stormed the stage just after the first award, for Best Female Video was presented to Taylor Swift at the VMA's. He cut the teen singer off, grabbing the mic and protesting in support of Beyoncé.
"I'm sorry, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time," he proclaimed as B looked on from the crowd, stunned. (This is the exact moment where Kanye West Syndrome is evident. What makes him think that his opinion is important or valued? It's the syndrome that makes him feel as though the mass of people gathered for this ceremony came to hear his opinion and appreciate him interrupting poor Taylor's acceptance speech.)
The 'rapper' stormed the stage just after the first award, for Best Female Video was presented to Taylor Swift at the VMA's. He cut the teen singer off, grabbing the mic and protesting in support of Beyoncé.
"I'm sorry, but Beyoncé had one of the best videos of all time," he proclaimed as B looked on from the crowd, stunned. (This is the exact moment where Kanye West Syndrome is evident. What makes him think that his opinion is important or valued? It's the syndrome that makes him feel as though the mass of people gathered for this ceremony came to hear his opinion and appreciate him interrupting poor Taylor's acceptance speech.)
by Willisrl October 12, 2009
Get the Kanye West Syndromemug. n. A personality characteristic found in most males that lead them to:
1. rush to the aid of any female they see who appears in any form of distress.
2. Become attracted to said damsel in distress.
3. Follow the dying code of chivalry and generally act like a nice guy.
Also called young man's disease.
1. rush to the aid of any female they see who appears in any form of distress.
2. Become attracted to said damsel in distress.
3. Follow the dying code of chivalry and generally act like a nice guy.
Also called young man's disease.
by Andrew Radak October 6, 2005
Get the White Knight Syndromemug. a brutal, life threatening disease. can have serious consequences, including death.
symptoms of this condition include:
1. listening to the sound of dying donkeys screeching (more commonly referred to as miley cyrus "singing")
2. dressing like a slut because you feel like you have to sell something but aren't talented enough to act/make music
3. selling sex because that's all you think you are good for
4. listening to your hillbilly dad's "advice" about how female artists need to strip to make money (amy lee has proven this to be incorrect many many times)
5. selling sex to little children and making them cry (see miley cyrus teen choice award)
6. the act of spreading your legs randomly everywhere and having more than 10 exotic life species living in the hairy cave between your legs
symptoms of this condition include:
1. listening to the sound of dying donkeys screeching (more commonly referred to as miley cyrus "singing")
2. dressing like a slut because you feel like you have to sell something but aren't talented enough to act/make music
3. selling sex because that's all you think you are good for
4. listening to your hillbilly dad's "advice" about how female artists need to strip to make money (amy lee has proven this to be incorrect many many times)
5. selling sex to little children and making them cry (see miley cyrus teen choice award)
6. the act of spreading your legs randomly everywhere and having more than 10 exotic life species living in the hairy cave between your legs
suzy contracted a severe case of the miley virus syndrome last summer when a rather large variety of endangered species were found living in her vagina.
by taboo_ July 14, 2010
Get the miley virus syndromemug. When a person's head is much fatter or larger than expected from the rest of their body. Often, victims will have a perfectly thin or average body with a very large head, or a round face despite no other weight problem. The syndrome has been known to affect both men and women of all ages. There are only two known cures: Reaching extreme obesity to offset the effects of the syndrome, or self-decapitation. The latter may kill you, but the syndrome dies as well.
Has been known to affect:
Jay Leno (Tonight Show host and comedian)
Aaron Eckhart (Actor "Thank you for smoking"
David Gilmour (Pink Floyd's legendary guitarist and singer)
Donald Trump (Billionaire real estate mogul)
Garry Shandling (Comedian "The Larry Sanders Show")
Jason Bateman (Actor "Arrested Development)
Barry Bonds (Home run king and likely steroid user)
Bruce Willis (actor "Pulp Fiction)
Has been known to affect:
Jay Leno (Tonight Show host and comedian)
Aaron Eckhart (Actor "Thank you for smoking"
David Gilmour (Pink Floyd's legendary guitarist and singer)
Donald Trump (Billionaire real estate mogul)
Garry Shandling (Comedian "The Larry Sanders Show")
Jason Bateman (Actor "Arrested Development)
Barry Bonds (Home run king and likely steroid user)
Bruce Willis (actor "Pulp Fiction)
"You know he's only 180 pounds?"
"Really? But his head's so fat!"
"Yeah, he's got a major case of Jay Leno Syndrome."
"Really? But his head's so fat!"
"Yeah, he's got a major case of Jay Leno Syndrome."
by Jesse Crall February 17, 2008
Get the Jay Leno Syndromemug. A collagen disorder affecting roughly 1 in 5000 people to varying degrees. There are 4 "most common" types of Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome (EDS): Classical 1 & 2, Hypermobile and Vascular.
Because collagen is like the glue that holds the human body together, people with EDS almost always show marked joint hypermobility, eg. "double-jointedness". In its severe form, EDS causes frequent dislocations, because there is very little holding joints in place.
Tendons, ligaments, skin and internal tissues can be amazingly stretchy, but this also creates weakness, so sufferers' skin usually bruises, cuts and scars easily, as well as being unusually sensitive to heat and sunburn. Also, because our eyes are composed predominantly of collagen, sufferers are often short-sighted and have a high risk of glaucoma later in life.
The Classical types embody all of these symptoms. Type 1 is the name given to the more chronic cases, while Type 2 refers to those with less severe symptoms.
The Classical and Hypermobile types are very similar, however the Hypermobile type has loose joints as its most chronic symptom. Skin and organ problems are less severe in this type. Building lean muscle to protect and strengthen joints can greatly improve symptoms and reduce dislocations, while still allowing for increased mobility.
In the Vascular form, EDS affects the walls of veins and arteries, making them thin and extremely fragile. The vast majority of sufferers of this type die from cardiovascular complications before the age of 50.
It is also important to note that sufferers of the other 3 types are also at risk of cardiovascular problems.
For more information, contact the Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome National Foundation (EDNF)
Because collagen is like the glue that holds the human body together, people with EDS almost always show marked joint hypermobility, eg. "double-jointedness". In its severe form, EDS causes frequent dislocations, because there is very little holding joints in place.
Tendons, ligaments, skin and internal tissues can be amazingly stretchy, but this also creates weakness, so sufferers' skin usually bruises, cuts and scars easily, as well as being unusually sensitive to heat and sunburn. Also, because our eyes are composed predominantly of collagen, sufferers are often short-sighted and have a high risk of glaucoma later in life.
The Classical types embody all of these symptoms. Type 1 is the name given to the more chronic cases, while Type 2 refers to those with less severe symptoms.
The Classical and Hypermobile types are very similar, however the Hypermobile type has loose joints as its most chronic symptom. Skin and organ problems are less severe in this type. Building lean muscle to protect and strengthen joints can greatly improve symptoms and reduce dislocations, while still allowing for increased mobility.
In the Vascular form, EDS affects the walls of veins and arteries, making them thin and extremely fragile. The vast majority of sufferers of this type die from cardiovascular complications before the age of 50.
It is also important to note that sufferers of the other 3 types are also at risk of cardiovascular problems.
For more information, contact the Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome National Foundation (EDNF)
The majority of contortion artists have Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome, a collagen disorder which allows them to move their joints beyond the normal range of motion, but which also causes pain and a higher risk of injurious dislocations.
by Kitty19891 June 17, 2009
Get the Ehlers-Danlos Syndromemug.