Dick-Tits

elongated phallic shaped nipples that sway to and fro!

Just as I took her shirt off, OH MY GOD... SHE'S GOT DICK-TITS! {Abrupt projectile vomit}

by jib9119 August 20, 2013

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Tit it and quit it

When you have a short relationship that only goes to 2nd Base

Her? No. We already broke up. We didnt go all the way though. Tit it and quit it.

by saxman November 6, 2020

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Shit tits

A pair of tits with gigantic areolas that are basically the full diameter of the titties themselves. Bonus points if the areolas are brown.

I was stoked to finally get her in bed, just to find out she's got shit tits. Fuckin mad disappointment man

by skids-n-shids February 24, 2022

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Tit Toeing

Like tip toeing, but with tits.

Keeping quiet about an affair.

Many people who engage in affairs have a habit of tit toeing.

by Edgar Connel January 8, 2014

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Coined by the UKs leading deer stalking expert.

A phrase used to describe tasks deemed to be hard work for the average man that just need doing and not complaining about.

For example dragging out Norfolk red deer shot with copper bullets and the associated larder duties.

Don’t think, get your tits in the sink and crack on

by guy_the_rev December 23, 2022

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They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

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