Slappy Hour

Slappy Hour is the first hour of the night (Midnight, 12 AM) and it goes until 12:59. During that hour of the night, if you hear anyone exclaim that its midnight or simply state the time, you must slap them. This excludes text messages, through the telephone, or anyway that disallows you to physically slap them. You must only slap the slap victim once. Also, no slapbacks.

Robert- "Damn dude, its 12:30!"
*Johnny slaps Robert*
Robert- "What the fuck?"
Johnny- "Sorry bro, it's Slappy Hour"

Slappy Hour by therealOGpussyslayer August 14, 2014

Slapperbating 

The action of slapping your genitalia (not just for men) until the one who's genitalia is being slapped reaches orgasm.

John: Hey Frank, my Girlfriend and I just tried slapperbating eachother last night.

Frank: Really, I tried that and it hurt. A Lot.

Slapperbating by That_Slaperbating_Guy January 24, 2016

Slapwank 

Light to vigerous tapping of ones genitals until orgasm is reached.

“I’m going to eat this Sunday roast and then slapwank myself silly!”

Slapwank by Methencheesethenmethencheese May 9, 2018

slapster fapster 

A girthy, manly, testosterone fueled mad man. Do not fuck with him he will slap you so hard you will ascend to the fifth-dimension and immediately die.

Girl: me me want big boy
Me: Guess what, me me slapster fapster
Girl:*cums everywhere (in the fifth dimension)*
Me: yes.
Girl:*fucking dies*

slapster fapster by Slapster Fapster October 16, 2018

Slappin’ no bacon 

Anything cool basically

Bro, that food was good asl shits was Slappin’ no Bacon

Slappin’ no bacon by TrottSavvy January 12, 2019

Slapping Purses 

The act of hostile and competitive scissoring between sexual partners

Kate and Magdalena were slapping purses so hard last night both have bruised gooches.

Slapping Purses by Basely Minor November 23, 2019

Pastie Slappers 

Shoes worn by high ranking officials at Greggs food chain stores. these are apparatus used to flatten the pasties once they are baked. They are worn on the feet.

Ed Jackson's shoes.

Pastie Slappers by Thomas Connelley July 8, 2003