by blubblubgoesthefishy March 28, 2017

by Casey317 August 15, 2022

The act of pretending to be interested in a relationship by doing romantic or couple-like gestures—usually just to increase your chances of cracking buns.
by Playatech June 2, 2025

The literal spawn of Satan. Seems tempting, but should be avoided at all costs. Tastes like a failed Chemistry project from 7th grade. That shit looks nice at first, but when you stick it in your mouth it's like a wild koala just shit inside of you. MUST NEVER TRY. SAVE YOURSELVES. EAT BRICKS BEFORE EATING THIS WITCHCRAFT.
John: hey dude wanna make cake in a mug?
Steve: man fuck that I'd rather have Oprah piss In my mouth
Steve: man fuck that I'd rather have Oprah piss In my mouth
by Uniquexox November 23, 2014

by Macshift September 22, 2021

by JoePapaIsNotValidAnymore February 16, 2021

A Xan cake is a specific cake made by Lil Pump to celebrate 1M followers on Instagram that is based off the design of the Xanax pill. It has a specific way of cutting it. The top of the cake features 3 numbers: 5 , 90 and 3 (idk what they mean tbh :/) and on the front, it has "Congrats on 1M" written on it
The video of Lil Pump cutting the cake has been used to make AI Parodies of it (for ex: Miss circle cuts a Xan cake).
The video of Lil Pump cutting the cake has been used to make AI Parodies of it (for ex: Miss circle cuts a Xan cake).
Pump: "This is how you cut a Xan Cake"
Phone: *ping*
Pump: "Uhh!"
Troy: "All the way down."
Pump:"SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP TROY"
Troy: "All the way down"
Pump: "SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP! TROY YOU'S A BITCH, YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO NIGGA!"
Phone: *ping*
Pump: "Uhh!"
Troy: "All the way down."
Pump:"SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP TROY"
Troy: "All the way down"
Pump: "SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP! TROY YOU'S A BITCH, YOU DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO NIGGA!"
by キッス マヤそ August 30, 2024
