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My professor at UofT said we need to hand in our papers by Friday, but we all know that’s a Canadian deadline. I’ll ask for an extension until next month, and come up with some excuse for it.
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Did you hear about Jay getting fired? Total Candace.
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I’m going full Candace on these people, seriously.
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Get the Candace mug.Canadium is the forgoten 119th element on the periotic table, the atomic symbol is "Eh" with a atomic mass of a toonie, 6.92 grams per square centimeter. Canadium is a non-toxic metal that is safe too handle without any sort of protection.
Canadium can be found in Canadium mines in Canadium rich areas which are exclusive Canada. The most common uses for Canadium is, a secret ingredient for A&W products and poutine, this is what makes this food so delicious, the other uses for Canadium is putting small quantities in drinking water, this is partialy what makes canadians so smart and non-hostile, unlike the country south of the border (you know what Im talking about) another use of Canadium is as fuel for BCferries' ferries. the most common place you could find Canadium is in Albertia, this is the leading cause of a mostly rat free population another use is an ingredient for concrete which is used for housing foundations. Unfortunately this is the main reason why Canadian housing is so expensive, and what makes this worse is since there is SO much snow and coldness, It is hard too mine in the Canadium mines becasue of very hard dirt not too mention that canadium is very hard as it is. Canadium is very good fertilizer, this is why the prairies (including Albertia) has such good soil for planting wheat and other crops like barley.
Canadium can be found in Canadium mines in Canadium rich areas which are exclusive Canada. The most common uses for Canadium is, a secret ingredient for A&W products and poutine, this is what makes this food so delicious, the other uses for Canadium is putting small quantities in drinking water, this is partialy what makes canadians so smart and non-hostile, unlike the country south of the border (you know what Im talking about) another use of Canadium is as fuel for BCferries' ferries. the most common place you could find Canadium is in Albertia, this is the leading cause of a mostly rat free population another use is an ingredient for concrete which is used for housing foundations. Unfortunately this is the main reason why Canadian housing is so expensive, and what makes this worse is since there is SO much snow and coldness, It is hard too mine in the Canadium mines becasue of very hard dirt not too mention that canadium is very hard as it is. Canadium is very good fertilizer, this is why the prairies (including Albertia) has such good soil for planting wheat and other crops like barley.
Another drill bit broke while I was drilling in the Canadium mine. Is that a spec of Canadium on that cheese curd? Canadium prices have gone up by 2.5% this week! Hello, I would like too see how much is ingot of Canadium is worth in Canadian Tire money, please.
BCferries has just recently raised their fare prices from $75 to up too $90 for a standard vehicle! this must be because of Canadium.
BCferries has just recently raised their fare prices from $75 to up too $90 for a standard vehicle! this must be because of Canadium.
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